Cody Coots and Alabama Astronaut
Cody mounts a defense for the people of the faith.
While sinning copiously, he noticed many of the faithful remaining steadfast and pure, particularly one man from Alabama who lived his faith to perfection: he watched no TV, he "doctored" for nothing, and was clean shaven. He didn't have Facebook, too.
Some, however, Cody reports, revered believers who performed all the signs, were actually full of the devil all along.
"Not everything that shines is gold," he says.