Cody mounts a defense for the people of the faith.

Even with years of sinning copiously, he noticed many of the faithful remained steadfast and pure, particularly one man from Alabama who lived his faith to perfection: watching no TV, "doctoring" for nothing, and clean shaven. He also had no Facebook, too.

Some of the revered believers, however, reports Cody – the ones who performed all the signs – were actually full of the devil all along.

"Not everything that shines is gold," he concludes about the serpent handlers.