What happens when a handsome cat meets a portrait of himself which is itself a bit too handsome?  For your enjoyment, the Goat American Novel presents The Picture of Dorian Cat, a stand-alone story about a cat and his lady. And their blanket. And a really good Fancy Feast commercial. Perhaps it will be better if we don't speak of Dorian's portrait here.... it is too powerful.  Featuring the voice talents of Hilde Festerling and Mandy Laughtland, the musical stylings of Leonard Leigh and the Mighty Wurlitzer organ from St Pauls' Paramount theater, and of course, the music of Tammy Wynette. Also the ghost of Oscar Wilde. Enjoy.