Think of this one as your unofficial survival guide to Thailand—with extra emphasis on Pattaya. Aida and Aaron run through the golden rules (and a few absolute deal-breakers) for making it through your trip without looking like a clueless tourist. From respecting Thai culture and getting local customs right, to figuring out bar buses, packing light, and haggling without being that guy, it’s all here. Expect stories of cultural slip-ups, bar etiquette lessons, and even a crash course in the fine art of buying prodection abroad (yes, it’s a thing). Mix in practical tips, personal mishaps, and plenty of laughs, and you’ll have everything you need to avoid rookie mistakes and actually enjoy yourself. Bottom line? Be respectful, be up front… and whatever you do, don’t be a dickhead. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices