This week, we’re pulling back the curtains on where to crash in Pattaya—because let’s be honest, choosing between hotels, villas, and condos can feel like speed dating. They all look good on paper, but once you’re in… well, sometimes the “exterior doesn’t match the interior.” We’ll break down the pros and cons: hotels with their questionable security and “sir, no guests after 10pm” rules, villas that turn into accidental party houses, and condos where you suddenly discover your neighbor has a karaoke addiction. Expect practical tips, cautionary tales, and a few laughs that may or may not involve towel shortages and dodgy décor. Whether it’s your first trip or your fifteenth, this episode will help you find the right spot to sleep, party, or hide from your mates when you’ve had enough. Think of it as TripAdvisor—only with more sarcasm and way better stories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices