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With a full LinuxFest Northwest crew is still in the mix, we dig into our favorite kind of drama, big tech email leaks. Then, Chris explains why he’s skipping conference talks this year.<br /><p> <strong>CALL</strong> 1-774-462-5667</p> <strong>Boost This Episode:</strong><br /><ul><li><a href="https://jupiterbroadcasting.com/river" target="_blank"> Grab Sats with River!</a></li><li><a href="https://strike.me/" target="_blank">⚡ Strike Makes it Quick it Grab Sats in 100s of Countries</a></li><li><a href="https://fountain.fm/" target="_blank"> Boost with Fountain</a></li></ul><strong>Web Zap This Episode:&nbsp;</strong><br /><ul><li><a href="https://pay.zaprite.com/pl_18YV2CvHKV" target="_blank">Web Zap the Show However you Want!</a></li></ul><strong>Become a Member:</strong><br /><ul><li><a href="https://jupitersignal.memberful.com/checkout?coupon=sos&amp;plan=74364" target="_blank">Monthly Jupiter.Party Discount - Only for The Launch!</a></li><li><a href="https://jupitersignal.memberful.com/checkout?coupon=sos&amp;plan=117630" target="_blank">Annual Jupiter.Party Discount - Launch Exclusive!&nbsp;</a></li></ul><br /><br /><strong>Show Notes:</strong><br /><ul><li><a href="https://jupiterbroadcasting.com/river" target="_blank"> Grab Sats with River!</a></li><li><a href="https://strike.me/" target="_blank">⚡ Strike Makes it Quick it Grab Sats in 100s of Countries</a></li><li><a href="https://fountain.fm/" target="_blank"> Boost with Fountain</a></li><li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gyn2AG-lTWI&amp;list=PLHg0U6SDaAsqIyLGYyIpmBePHKcuXtMEb" target="_blank">1988 - Olive Garden Commercial - YouTube</a></li><li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4sBQyxHkCQ" target="_blank">Too many breadsticks at Olive Garden? - YouTube</a></li><li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnU3Fxf4otE" target="_blank">Elon Musk And Sam Altman Go To Court — Everything You Need To Know - YouTube</a></li><li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKQcrrGjPsY" target="_blank">Musk v. Altman: Jury selected in trial that could alter AI's future - YouTube</a></li></ul><strong>Music:</strong><br /><ul><li><a href="https://podcastindex.org/podcast/6816317" target="_blank">Mr. Videoman By: Prosperous Soul</a></li></ul>

Chris is one month into chicken dad life, almost nothing has gone as planned, and we react to Tim Cook stepping down.<br /><p> <strong>CALL</strong> 1-774-462-5667</p> <strong>Boost This Episode:</strong><br /><ul><li><a href="https://jupiterbroadcasting.com/river" target="_blank"> Grab Sats with River!</a></li><li><a href="https://strike.me/" target="_blank">⚡ Strike Makes it Quick it Grab Sats in 100s of Countries</a></li><li><a href="https://fountain.fm/" target="_blank"> Boost with Fountain</a></li></ul><strong>Web Zap This Episode:&nbsp;</strong><br /><ul><li><a href="https://pay.zaprite.com/pl_18YV2CvHKV" target="_blank">Web Zap the Show However you Want!</a></li></ul><strong>Become a Member:</strong><br /><ul><li><a href="https://jupitersignal.memberful.com/checkout?coupon=sos&amp;plan=74364" target="_blank">Monthly Jupiter.Party Discount - Only for The Launch!</a></li><li><a href="https://jupitersignal.memberful.com/checkout?coupon=sos&amp;plan=117630" target="_blank">Annual Jupiter.Party Discount - Launch Exclusive!&nbsp;</a></li></ul><br /><br /><strong>Show Notes:</strong><br /><ul><li><a href="https://i.postimg.cc/R0tj8Kj9/IMG-0908.avif" target="_blank">Cool Birds</a></li><li><a href="https://postimg.cc/nCFNQP3N" target="_blank">Bird Setup in the RV</a></li><li><a href="https://postimg.cc/kV1cVThX" target="_blank">Signs of Coccidiosis</a></li><li><a href="https://riotfest.org/2024/09/13/we-found-him-an-interview-with-saxsquatch/" target="_blank">We Found Him: An Interview with Saxsquatch - Riot Fest</a></li><li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7XDLKVzEp0" target="_blank">Tim Cook to step down as Apple CEO - YouTube</a></li><li><a href="https://www.macrumors.com/2026/04/20/tim-cook-community-letter/" target="_blank">Apple's Tim Cook Shares Community Letter After Announcing Plans to Step Down as CEO - MacRumors</a></li><li><a href="https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-04-21/apple-bets-new-ceo-john-ternus-will-bring-back-jobs-era-decisiveness" target="_blank">John Ternus to Succeed Tim Cook as Apple CEO, Faces AI and Product Challenges - Bloomberg</a></li></ul><strong>Music:</strong>&nbsp;<br /><ul><li><a href="https://podcastindex.org/podcast/7074732" target="_blank">Cold Hearted By: snju</a></li></ul>

Some of our favorite parody news from around the web, plus a stinky chicken update, and a nostalgic lookback at GPS navigation tech for our cars.<br /><br /><p> <strong>CALL</strong> 1-774-462-5667</p> <strong>Boost This Episode:</strong><br /><ul><li><a href="https://jupiterbroadcasting.com/river" target="_blank"> Grab Sats with River!</a></li><li><a href="https://strike.me/" target="_blank">⚡ Strike Makes it Quick it Grab Sats in 100s of Countries</a></li><li><a href="https://fountain.fm/" target="_blank"> Boost with Fountain</a></li></ul><strong>Web Zap This Episode:&nbsp;</strong><br /><ul><li><a href="https://pay.zaprite.com/pl_18YV2CvHKV" target="_blank">Web Zap the Show However you Want!</a></li></ul><strong>Become a Member:</strong><br /><ul><li><a href="https://jupitersignal.memberful.com/checkout?coupon=sos&amp;plan=74364" target="_blank">Monthly Jupiter.Party Discount - Only for The Launch!</a></li><li><a href="https://jupitersignal.memberful.com/checkout?coupon=sos&amp;plan=117630" target="_blank">Annual Jupiter.Party Discount - Launch Exclusive!&nbsp;</a></li></ul><br /><strong>Show Notes:</strong><br /><ul><li><a href="https://youtu.be/EpA8Lf8Gt1Q?si=l7Rw_EhmgexqX9-l" target="_blank">1986: Satellite Navigation for Cars of the Future BBC Archive - YouTube</a></li><li><a href="https://youtu.be/4qqnHtH1RAs?si=TXdZhyswaC6owZGV" target="_blank">In-Car Sat Nav? Without a Satellite? In 1971? BBC Archive - YouTube</a></li><li><a href="https://theonion.com/" target="_blank">&nbsp;The Onion</a></li><li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtR2m20C2YM" target="_blank">Ninja Parade Slips By Town Unnoticed Once Again - YouTube</a></li><li><a href="https://theonion.com/american-baked-potato-association-study-finds-it-best-to-load-er-up/" target="_blank">American Baked Potato Association Study Finds It Best To Load ’Er Up - The Onion</a></li><li><a href="https://babylonbee.com/" target="_blank">Babylon Bee | Fake News You Can Trust</a></li><li><a href="https://babylonbee.com/news/42-minute-delay-as-dad-asked-to-empty-cargo-pants-at-tsa-checkpoint" target="_blank">42-Minute Delay As Dad Asked To Empty Cargo Pants At TSA Checkpoint | Babylon Bee</a></li><li><a href="https://babylonbee.com/news/grandma-announces-she-has-finally-joined-myface" target="_blank">Grandma Announces She Has Finally Joined MyFace | Babylon Bee</a></li><li><a href="https://www.sudosatirical.com/" target="_blank">Sudo Satirical</a></li><li><a href="https://www.sudosatirical.com/articles/man-disillusioned-with-firefox-vows-to-build-own-internet/" target="_blank">Man Disillusioned With Firefox Vows to Build Own Internet</a></li><li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ7vsRgqw7I" target="_blank">If Ozempic Commercials Were Honest | [Ozempic, GLP-1, Monjauro Parody] - YouTube</a></li><li><a href="https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/11633-Ludhorne-Rd-Roseboro-NC-28382/122925674_zpid" target="_blank">Cozy Little Fixer Upper</a></li><li><a href="https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/118-Blossom-Rd-Brevard-NC-28712/102299542_zpid" target="_blank">The Center of a Home is Key</a></li><li><a href="https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/291-Arbel-Way-Bellingham-WA-98229/441843626_zpid" target="_blank">Bumpy in Bellingham</a></li></ul><strong>MUSIC:</strong>&nbsp;<br /><ul><li><a href="https://podcastindex.org/podcast/7808481?episode=53262276387" target="_blank">I'm A Celebrity By: Right Said Fred</a></li></ul>

The Artemis II crew is headed back to Earth, and they've already made history. We'll look at the highlights, tech issues, and how that ride around the dark side went.&nbsp;<br /><p> <strong>CALL</strong> 1-774-462-5667</p> <strong>Boost This Episode:</strong><br /><ul><li><a href="https://jupiterbroadcasting.com/river" target="_blank"> Grab Sats with River!</a></li><li><a href="https://strike.me/" target="_blank">⚡ Strike Makes it Quick it Grab Sats in 100s of Countries</a></li><li><a href="https://fountain.fm/" target="_blank"> Boost with Fountain</a></li></ul><strong>Web Zap This Episode:&nbsp;</strong><br /><ul><li><a href="https://pay.zaprite.com/pl_18YV2CvHKV" target="_blank">Web Zap the Show However you Want!</a></li></ul><strong>Become a Member:</strong><br /><ul><li><a href="https://jupitersignal.memberful.com/checkout?coupon=sos&amp;plan=74364" target="_blank">Monthly Jupiter.Party Discount - Only for The Launch!</a></li><li><a href="https://jupitersignal.memberful.com/checkout?coupon=sos&amp;plan=117630" target="_blank">Annual Jupiter.Party Discount - Launch Exclusive!&nbsp;</a></li></ul><br /><br /><strong>Show Notes:</strong><br /><ul><li><a href="https://www.nytimes.com/games/wordle/index.html" target="_blank">Wordle</a></li><li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myscgUlbua4" target="_blank">Artemis II Crew Speaks From Space</a></li><li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myscgUlbua4&amp;t=1075s" target="_blank">Artemis II Crew Speaks From Space — Intense Unexpected Moment</a></li><li><a href="https://x.com/yaelkroy/status/2039725680456302886" target="_blank">Two Microsoft Outlooks</a></li><li><a href="https://x.com/jsrailton/status/2040475898541908054" target="_blank">Houston, Bluetooth Won't Pair</a></li><li><a href="https://www.tomshardware.com/software/microsoft-office/artemis-ii-astronaut-finds-two-outlook-instances-running-on-computers-call-on-houston-to-fix-microsoft-anomaly-puzzled-caller-describes-two-outlooks-and-neither-one-of-those-are-working" target="_blank">Artemis II Astronaut Finds Two Outlook Instances Running on Computers</a></li><li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n6RwVu2N48" target="_blank">Moment NASA Loses Contact With Artemis II Crew</a></li><li><a href="https://youtu.be/1VYTkidIonU?t=75" target="_blank">Artemis II Distance Record Clip</a></li><li><a href="https://youtu.be/w0DI5rroTBU?t=34" target="_blank">Artemis II Crew Headed Back to Earth After Lunar Flyby</a></li><li><a href="https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/06/science/live-news/nasa-artemis-2-flyby-moon-mission" target="_blank">Crew Reestablished Contact With Mission Control After Expected 40-Minute Communications Blackout</a></li><li><a href="https://www.nasa.gov/missions/artemis/artemis-2/artemis-ii-whats-on-the-menu/" target="_blank">Artemis II: What's on the Menu?</a></li><li><a href="https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/6/a-visual-guide-to-artemis-ii-and-previous-missions-to-the-moon" target="_blank">A Visual Guide to Artemis II and Previous Missions to the Moon</a></li><li><a href="https://www.theverge.com/science/907953/nasa-artemis-astronaut-total-solar-eclipse-photo" target="_blank">First Photo of Lunar Eclipse From Artemis II Crew Looks Almost Too Good to Be Real</a></li><li><a href="https://www.iflscience.com/artemis-ii-crew-names-moon-crater-after-astronauts-late-wife-as-mission-breaks-distance-records-83092" target="_blank">Emotional Artemis II Moment as Crew Names Moon Crater “Carroll”</a></li><li><strong>MUSIC</strong>: <a href="https://podcastindex.org/podcast/6877455" target="_blank">I Need a Little By The Retrograde</a></li><li><a href="https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/408-Hix-Bridge-Rd-Westport-MA-02790/2066644836_zpid" target="_blank">Almost Nothin but Dreams</a></li><li><a href="https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5-Sanctuary-Dr-Simsbury-CT-06070/174076293_zpid/" target="_blank">Need a Bit of Tidy</a></li><li><a href="https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/452-Ruby-Creek-Rd-90-5-Naples-ID-83847/460731508_zpid/" target="_blank">Now This Is a Compound for Chickens</a></li></ul>

Chris' farm has new management, and they are extremely small. Six baby chicks, instant family buy-in, and the start of a whole new adventure. <br /><p> <strong>CALL</strong> 1-774-462-5667</p> <strong>Boost This Episode:</strong><br /><ul><li><a href="https://jupiterbroadcasting.com/river" target="_blank"> Grab Sats with River!</a></li><li><a href="https://strike.me/" target="_blank">⚡ Strike Makes it Quick it Grab Sats in 100s of Countries</a></li><li><a href="https://fountain.fm/" target="_blank"> Boost with Fountain</a></li></ul><strong>Web Zap This Episode:&nbsp;</strong><br /><ul><li><a href="https://pay.zaprite.com/pl_18YV2CvHKV" target="_blank">Web Zap the Show However you Want!</a></li></ul><strong>Become a Member:</strong><br /><ul><li><a href="https://jupitersignal.memberful.com/checkout?coupon=sos&amp;plan=74364" target="_blank">Monthly Jupiter.Party Discount - Only for The Launch!</a></li><li><a href="https://jupitersignal.memberful.com/checkout?coupon=sos&amp;plan=117630" target="_blank">Annual Jupiter.Party Discount - Launch Exclusive!&nbsp;</a></li></ul><br /><br /><strong>Show Notes:</strong><br /><ul><li><a href="https://linuxfestnorthwest.org/" target="_blank">LFNW2026 - Back to Root</a></li><li><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Raising-Chickens-Dummies-Kimberley-Willis-dp-1394402147/dp/1394402147" target="_blank">Raising Chickens For Dummies</a></li><li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhzUMC3yLNY" target="_blank">5 Things To Feed Your Chickens So They Lay Eggs All Year - YouTube</a></li><li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q3eWsoBA94&amp;t=837s" target="_blank">The most important chicken keeping advice I'll ever give you. - YouTube</a></li><li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqi6hLofL2k" target="_blank">Omlet Eglu: The Chicken Coop That Will Make You a Better Chicken Parent - YouTube</a></li><li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5RvpLZVQLw" target="_blank">Our Chicken Tunnels, Coop, and Run Setup around the Garden - YouTube</a></li><li>The fancy solution: <a href="https://www.omlet.us/eglu-pro-chicken-coop/" target="_blank">Eglu Pro Extra Large Chicken Coop with Runs | Omlet</a></li><li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_LlrtzgwIU" target="_blank">NASA prepares for Artemis II launch - YouTube</a></li><li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBdjwRmJRbU" target="_blank">Artemis II Explained | 2026 Mission to the Moon - YouTube</a></li><li><a href="https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/84-Wyona-Ave-Selden-NY-11784/59326209_zpid/" target="_blank">Very Tiny Living in NY</a></li><li><a href="https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/14502-Scotch-Pine-Ct-Orlando-FL-32832/46199834_zpid/" target="_blank">A Kids Idea of a Castle</a></li></ul><strong>Music:</strong><br /><ul><li><a href="https://podcastindex.org/podcast/7571834?episode=44828612148" target="_blank">Disco Swag - By: The Doerfels</a></li></ul>