Send a textLock and load, dear listeners—because this week on Entertain This!, we’re storming Alcatraz one meticulously explosive frame at a time. Join the crew as we embed with Nicolas Cage’s sweat-drenched biochemist, Sean Connery’s improbably dapper ex-SAS escape artist, and Ed Harris’s honor-bound general who decided the Geneva Convention was more of a suggestion. From the Fairmont heist that launched a thousand car chases to the shower-room showdown that still makes us flinch, no bullet casing, no VX vial, and no hairpiece goes unexamined. Expect rapid-fire banter sharper than a SEAL’s KA-BAR, plot-hole forensics that would impress the FBI, and enough ‘90s Michael Bay pyrotechnics to trigger every smoke alarm in your vicinity. Whether you’re a first-time inmate or a repeat offender, this episode delivers a parole-proof good time. Tune in—because in the words of the film’s most quotable convict, losers whine about their best… winners go home and listen to Entertain This!Support the show