Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude
Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude

Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude

Richard Chelson and Bryan Goodwin

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This show is about two grumpy vets and a duuude who became friends and have been talking once a week for the last 4 or 5 years. These conversations result in many rabbit holes being chased. Finally, in our infinite wisdom, we decided to share this with you. To let you know that you can find someone to talk to about anything and still maintain your manly attitude. This show will talk about real subjects and real life, if that offends you, then change the channel. We are Podcast 2.0 compliant using the value-for-value model. So take a break and listen to 2 Grumpy Vets and a Duuude, solve the world's problems...and get nowhere!

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0.4% Can Kiss Our Butt
MAY 11, 2026
0.4% Can Kiss Our Butt
<p>&lt;p&gt;It's a packed night in the Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude studio — and yes, we're back live! Rich finally got BUTT sorted out through a little terminal magic, and we're streaming live to &lt;a href="https://podhome.fm"&gt;Podhome&lt;/a&gt; once again. While we're at it, we've got some thoughts on &lt;a href="https://truefans.fm"&gt;TrueFans&lt;/a&gt; and their sudden need to know everything about everybody — spoiler: they contribute exactly 0.4% of our total downloads over two years, so the bar is set accordingly.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;From there the conversation goes exactly where you'd expect it to — everywhere. Ron's roller skating past gets fully excavated, including his time as the rink cop at Fort Sill and his brief career managing the skate counter. The guys make their case (again) for the world's most needed podcast that Ron refuses to make.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Rich drops some solid Bible advice for Ron just getting started — skip the King James, skip the Ethiopian Bible for now, and head straight to &lt;a href="https://biblegateway.com"&gt;BibleGateway.com&lt;/a&gt; for audio versions of the NASB or NIV. You can listen while you drive. Simple.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;The guys also get into the DJI drone ban situation and why the FAA and FCC comment period felt more like a speed trap than a public process. Rich is making his comment. Trucking war stories make their appearance courtesy of Ron — including the legendary attempted U-turn with a three-axle gooseneck trailer on a blind curve at 70 mph. DOT inspection week is coming May 12-14, so keep your load locks where they belong.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;The conversation winds through oil markets, big energy versus the little guys, the placebo effect, Chinese medicine, addiction as a coping mechanism, and pharmaceutical commercials that keep inventing new names for old problems. It's a lot. That's kind of the point.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Rich also drops &lt;a href="https://richcmedia.com"&gt;richcmedia.com&lt;/a&gt; — go check it out.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Oh, and next week? Episode 100. Yeah. That's happening.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;h3&gt;Value for Value&lt;/h3&gt; &lt;p&gt;If this show brought you something worth keeping, consider returning the favor — time, talent, or treasure. Find a Podcasting 2.0 compatible app at &lt;a href="https://podcastapps.com"&gt;podcastapps.com&lt;/a&gt; and support directly from there, or reach out and let us know how you want to help.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;h3&gt;Ron's Tip of the Day&lt;/h3&gt; &lt;p&gt;Check in on your elderly neighbors. Not everybody has family close by. Go introduce yourself. The best stories you'll ever hear are sitting right down the street.&lt;/p&gt;</p> <p><strong>Email Us:</strong><br />Rich-- <a target="_blank">mailto://[email protected]</a><br />Bryan -- <a target="_blank">mailto://[email protected]</a><br />If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988<br /><strong>The world needs you here.&nbsp;</strong></p>
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164 MIN
Court TV, Beavis, and Other Things We Refuse to Watch
MAY 4, 2026
Court TV, Beavis, and Other Things We Refuse to Watch
<p>&lt;p&gt;This week on Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude, the guys kick things off with a spirited debate that no one asked for but everyone needed — Primus. Bryan sends a video, the Duuude loses eight seconds of his life he'll never get back, and Rich tries to explain what a recognizable song actually means. Spoiler: "My Name is Mud" is not the answer anyone was looking for.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;From there the crew takes a detour through the golden age of MTV (when it actually played music), the birth of reality TV, and why Beavis and Butthead could physically feel brain cells dying in real time. The Duuude makes his case for Court TV. Nobody agrees, but nobody's surprised either.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Rich gives an update on his run-in with AT&amp;amp;T — a $568 surprise bill, a customer service rep named Mark who actually tried, and a $25 credit offer that went over about as well as you'd expect. The whole situation gets resolved the same day with a Sparklight switch that took three and a half hours from first call to fully operational. Sometimes things just work out.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Rich also shares an update on VA acupuncture — session three in, the back spasms are down, he can walk his yard again, and the TENS unit this doctor uses is not your average unit from the pharmacy. Progress is progress.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;The guys wrap up episode 98 with a reminder that episode 100 is just around the corner, a tip of the week from the Duuude about saying hello to two strangers a day, and the usual reminder that this show runs ad-free by design — no sponsors, no brand safety, no interruptions.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Value for value. Share it, send chapter art, or drop a few bucks at the PayPal link in your podcast app.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt; Rich: &lt;a href="mailto:[email protected]"&gt;[email protected]&lt;/a&gt; | Bryan: &lt;a href="mailto:[email protected]"&gt;[email protected]&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</p> <p><strong>Email Us:</strong><br />Rich-- <a target="_blank">mailto://[email protected]</a><br />Bryan -- <a target="_blank">mailto://[email protected]</a><br />If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988<br /><strong>The world needs you here.&nbsp;</strong></p>
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158 MIN
We Couldn’t Afford the "Poor," We Were Just "Puh"
APR 27, 2026
We Couldn’t Afford the "Poor," We Were Just "Puh"
<p>In this week’s episode of Two Grumpy Vets and a Dude, we kick off with some classic tech gremlins as we fight Zoom, virtual audio cables, and Linux updates before settling in for a wide-ranging, unfiltered conversation. <br /><br />We trade road-warrior stories about trucks, cruise control, and maddening drivers; diagnose a Jeep’s mystery dash-light fiasco that turns out to be a seven-year-old battery; and debate bass lines, suspenders, Crocs, and whether peanut butter and honey belongs anywhere near bread. <br /><br />We also wade into heavier ground: media narratives, COVID-era policy overreach, digital IDs, and why anonymity still matters. On the home front, Bryan share's updates on his daughter’s situation, the power of emotional steadiness, and a push to turn her cleaning superpowers into a business. <br /><br />We wrap with food talk—gumbo, jambalaya, red beans and rice—and a reminder to be kind and help your fellow man, because ten minutes of your time can be priceless to someone else.<br /><br />Value-for-Value: If we made you laugh, think, nod, or groan, consider returning value with your time (share the show), talent (send in cover art), or treasure (hit the funding link). <br /><br /><strong>Email us:</strong><br /> <a target="_blank">[email protected]</a> or <a target="_blank">[email protected]</a>.&nbsp;<br />And catch us live via a modern podcast app that supports Podcasting 2.0 when the live item tag is on.<br /><p><a href="https://serve.podhome.fm/two-grumpy-vets" target="_blank" >https://serve.podhome.fm/two-grumpy-vets</a></p><br /><p><a href="https://www.paypal.com/donate/?hosted_button_id=VY2QLKHQJ4AB6" target="_blank" >Support The Show</a></p><br /><p>(00:00:00) Opening banter, tech hiccups, and host handoff in Zoom</p><p>(00:06:00) Biloxi trip, Jeep warning lights, and the battery fix</p><p>(00:13:45) Grocery deals, chicken parts debate, and pantry priorities</p><p>(00:18:45) Pandemic toilet paper talk and compliance vs. control</p><p>(00:26:30) Culture shifts, Gen Z and church, screens, and boombox nostalgia</p><p>(00:30:00) Iconic bass riffs argument and Primus homework</p><p>(00:40:30) Drawer disaster, cuss-fueled fixes, and a tragic Louisiana case</p><p>(00:53:45) Linux vs. Windows, USB woes, and Resolute Raccoon</p><p>(01:10:30) Police, rights, speeding realities, and CDL road rants</p><p>(01:26:45) Coast-to-coast trucking days and the shift to hopping freight</p><p>(01:37:45) Barracks life hacks, waxed floors, and pager alerts</p><p>(01:49:15) Family updates: Alexis, Max, and navigating tough relationships</p><p>(01:58:45) Turning cleaning skills into a business and pricing strategy</p><p>(02:08:45) Why restaurant food tastes the same and craving real spice</p><p>(02:18:45) Authentic Mexican vs. Tex‑Mex and the case for Cajun heat</p><p>(02:23:15) Simple breakfasts, grilled cheese pride, and comfort food</p><p>(02:27:00) Value‑for‑value, live tags, and modern podcast apps PSA</p><p>(02:36:15) Wrap‑up, downloads, and the Dudes be kind credo</p></p> <p><strong>Email Us:</strong><br />Rich-- <a target="_blank">mailto://[email protected]</a><br />Bryan -- <a target="_blank">mailto://[email protected]</a><br />If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988<br /><strong>The world needs you here.&nbsp;</strong></p>
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163 MIN
Frank The Rabbit, Doesn't Know Either
APR 20, 2026
Frank The Rabbit, Doesn't Know Either
<p>This week on Two Grumpy Vets and a Dude, we go full shop-talk-meets-life as we swap war stories from the garage, the cab, and the command line. I kick things off with a painful-but-successful rear brake overhaul on the Jeep and a Linux upgrade that rewarded me with the dreaded purple screen of death—then a rollback, Pi-hole victory, and plans to automate our show workflow with n8n. Ron unloads a maddening roadside blowout saga, a camera-based safety system that docked him points for doing the right thing, and a spirited takedown of AI-without-common-sense. From hotshot load securement and DOT quirks to scooter hacks for cruising the pits, we veer into future plans for Cruisin’ the Coast, wild weather swings, lovebugs, and why common sense and real-world experience still matter more than any rulebook. Between the laughs, we get candid about parenting, personal responsibility, and how we keep this show sponsor-free through value-for-value. If you got a laugh, a groan, or something to think about, pass it on—time, talent, or treasure. Until next week, we’ll be wrenching, routing, and rolling—one rabbit hole at a time.<br /><br /><strong>Email Us:</strong><br />Rich -- mailto://[email protected]<br />Bryan -- mailto://[email protected]</p> <p><strong>Email Us:</strong><br />Rich-- <a target="_blank">mailto://[email protected]</a><br />Bryan -- <a target="_blank">mailto://[email protected]</a><br />If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988<br /><strong>The world needs you here.&nbsp;</strong></p>
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173 MIN