Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude
Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude

Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude

Richard Chelson and Bryan Goodwin

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This show is about two grumpy vets and a duuude who became friends and have been talking once a week for the last 4 or 5 years. These conversations result in many rabbit holes being chased. Finally, in our infinite wisdom, we decided to share this with you. To let you know that you can find someone to talk to about anything and still maintain your manly attitude. This show will talk about real subjects and real life, if that offends you, then change the channel. We are Podcast 2.0 compliant using the value-for-value model. So take a break and listen to 2 Grumpy Vets and a Duuude, solve the world's problems...and get nowhere!

Recent Episodes

Kick Your Doctor in the Ding-Ding
MAR 9, 2026
Kick Your Doctor in the Ding-Ding
<p>This week on Two Grumpy Vets and a Dude, we go full porch-talk with a real life catch‑up: sagging floor joists, swampy crawlspaces, and $24k foundation quotes; overtime work and hotel living; and a Moab off‑road vacation countdown that’s complicated by pharmacy logistics and dog drama. <br /><br />We veer from DIY fixes, French drains, and soundproofing walls to brisket sticker shock and grocery prices, then careen through politics, coaching as a business, and what happens when the grind meets real life. Along the way we trade shop talk on podcast gear (Zoom PodTrak P4 Next vs. RØDECaster), ham radio contests, Linux distros, mortgage math, HOAs, and old trucking stories from Chicago to LA—complete with lumpers, late‑night knocks, and hard lessons in boundaries and budgeting.<br /><br />&nbsp;It’s three friends being real about midlife, family obligations, masculinity, goals, and keeping your sense of humor when the floors—and plans—start to dip. We close with a reminder of our value‑for‑value model: if this hangout brought you some laughs, perspective, or company on a long drive, consider supporting with time, talent, treasure—or just tell a friend. Hit the email links in the show notes to say hi, send topic ideas, or share cover art. See you next week—unless Moab steals the Duuude a little longer.<br /><strong>Email Us:</strong><br />Rich -- <a target="_blank">mailto://[email protected]</a><br />Bryan -- <a target="_blank">mailto://[email protected]</a></p> <p><br />If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988<br /><strong>The world needs you here.&nbsp;</strong></p>
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171 MIN
It's a Sticker, It Doesn't Mean Anything!!!
MAR 2, 2026
It's a Sticker, It Doesn't Mean Anything!!!
<p>This week on Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude, we kick things off with our trademark banter before diving into a creator’s dilemma: should past episodes be pulled when guests later regret their words? We challenge cancel-culture ripple effects, personal boundaries for creators, and the value of standing firm on your own content. From there we tear into workplace culture and the erosion of accountability, participation trophies, and the “softening” of expectations for the next generation—sprinkled with military memories and a few colorful leadership lessons. <br /><br />We also wander (as we do) through tech talk about a reported GNU/Linux vulnerability, river levels on the Mississippi and seismic activity, bacon woodsmoke preferences, Cuban cigars, drone-shot daydreams, Moab trail plans and Jeep badges, New Orleans beignets and Zydeco, dog training tactics (Bella strikes again), honey-roasted peanut butter, no-bake cookies, Bible translations, and even a scrappy business idea for 3D-printed pigtail wedges for trailers. We wrap with our value-for-value pitch, community invites, and the Dude’s tip of the day: treat yourself to a peanut butter and honey sandwich.<br /><strong>Email Us:</strong><br />Rich -- mailto://[email protected]<br />Bryan -- mailto://[email protected]</p> <p><br />If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988<br /><strong>The world needs you here.&nbsp;</strong></p>
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147 MIN
Can You Hear Me? (That's A Shock)
FEB 16, 2026
Can You Hear Me? (That's A Shock)
<p>In this week’s Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude, we settle in for a wide‑ranging catch‑up that feels like a late‑night porch talk. We open with last week’s tech gremlins and a mid‑show “rapture,” then roll into work shifts, weather, and the real cost of days off. From there, we get into practical life stuff: commissary vs. club memberships, budgeting and grocery hacks, and a spirited tangent on vacation hours and planning. A big chunk dives into dogs, structure, and training—why consistent rules help our four‑legged best friends thrive—plus how life changes (and gets better) with a canine companion. We bounce to AI and everyday tinkering: local vs. cloud models, how to coax better answers, Linux quirks, scripts and desktop tickers, and a quick crypto/markets check. We also swap takes on current headlines, winter sports tech (drones chasing skiers and sleds), and car/jeep tire choices headed into Moab. We wrap with a value‑for‑value reminder, how to participate live, and an open invite to email us with thoughts, questions, or chapter art. <br /><br />&nbsp;Resources and mentions (non-sponsored): - Podcasting 2.0 apps (live notifications/chapters): <a href="https://www.podcastapps.com" target="_blank">podcastapps.com</a> - Archive utility for paywalled articles: <a href="https://www.archive.ph" target="_blank">archive.ph</a> - OpenRouter (AI model router): <a href="https://www.openrouter.ai" target="_blank">openrouter.ai</a> - CQ WW DX Contest (ham radio): <a href="https://www.cqww.com" target="_blank">cqww.com</a> - Commissary and base access tips for savings - Dog training principle: consistency, simple commands, and shared structure.<br /><br /><strong>Email Us:</strong><br />Rich -- mailto://[email protected]<br />Bryan -- mailto://[email protected]</p> <p><br />If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988<br /><strong>The world needs you here.&nbsp;</strong></p>
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149 MIN
I Had A Fight With AI Over A Stock Ticker
FEB 9, 2026
I Had A Fight With AI Over A Stock Ticker
<p>In this week’s episode of Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude, we kick off with weather whiplash and use it as a springboard into a spirited life update: long winters, dreams of warmer zip codes, and plotting an eventual move abroad (with the Philippines taking the lead thanks to VA access). From there, we tumble into a surprisingly practical tour of AI tools—voice cloning on ElevenLabs, the quirks of various chatbots, and the art of prompting to get balanced answers—before detouring through fiber internet upgrades, home server dreams, and crypto staking strategies. We also trade travel-and-living wisdom about trusts, wills, inheritance, and why some businesses and people are bailing on high-tax states. <br /><br />True to form, we keep the laughs coming with confessions of unusual comfort foods (PB&amp;J with chips and green olives, PB + garlic salt, BLTs with hot cheese, Old Bay on popcorn), prairie wind war stories, and a drive down memory lane through small-town America, VHS nostalgia, and grand plans for future Airbnbs and truck gardens. We close with our value-for-value reminder and an open invite to send us your weird food combos and thoughts on trusts, crypto, and moving somewhere warm.<br /><br /><strong>Email Us:</strong><br />Rich -- <a target="_blank">mailto://[email protected]</a><br />Bryan -- <a target="_blank">mailto://[email protected]</a></p> <p><br />If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988<br /><strong>The world needs you here.&nbsp;</strong></p>
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143 MIN