Swords Against Madness
Swords Against Madness

Swords Against Madness

Brian C. Rideout

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A Weird Fantasy Old-School Solo Role-Playing Game

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Episode 35: A Gateway to the Stars
MAY 2, 2026
Episode 35: A Gateway to the Stars
<p class="wp-block-paragraph">We turn our attention to Yanghu as he hunts for those who had meddled with his Gorum and Carver tech.</p> <span id="more-461"></span> <div class="wp-block-media-text has-media-on-the-right is-stacked-on-mobile" style="grid-template-columns:auto 29%"><div class="wp-block-media-text__content"> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">This session was played extemporaneously using <strong>Swords &amp; Wizardry</strong> and the <strong>Mythic Game Master Emulator</strong>. </p> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Sometimes you just want to play the bad guys for a bit, and figure out what the heroes are really up against.</p> </div><figure class="wp-block-media-text__media"><img fetchpriority="high" decoding="async" width="1024" height="1024" src="https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/svmaf-35-1024x1024.png" alt="" class="wp-image-460 size-full" srcset="https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/svmaf-35-1024x1024.png 1024w, https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/svmaf-35-300x300.png 300w, https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/svmaf-35-150x150.png 150w, https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/svmaf-35-768x768.png 768w, https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/svmaf-35.png 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></figure></div> <figure class="wp-block-image size-full"><img decoding="async" width="1024" height="667" src="https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/SVM_Party-35.png" alt="" class="wp-image-459" srcset="https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/SVM_Party-35.png 1024w, https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/SVM_Party-35-300x195.png 300w, https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/SVM_Party-35-768x500.png 768w" sizes="(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></figure> <h2 class="wp-block-heading">The Master</h2> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">The Master was once a gifted and driven chirurgeon called Haidran. His failure to save South Nar from the <em>purple plague</em> drove him halfway to madness. He sought out the ability to perfect himself and discovered Yanghu&#8217;s secret cache of Carver Tech. With it he has made himself into a monster.</p> <p class="has-small-font-size wp-block-paragraph"><strong>The Master </strong>(human Ur-Cleric 9*): HD: 9d6+9; 54 hp; AC 7 [12]; SV: 7; att: Tentacle Orb (2d4+grab); MV: 12&#8243;; SQ: spells, +2 save vs. petrification &amp; paralysis, mutations; AL C; Str 14** Int 15 Wis 16 Dex 10 Con 15** Cha 16**;</p> <p class="has-small-font-size wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Spells Prepared:</strong> 1st: <em>Detect Good, Detect Magic, Darkness</em>; 2nd: <em>Hold Person, Snake Charm, Silence 15&#8242; radius</em>; 3rd: <em>Bestow Curse, Cure Disease</em>; 4th: <em>Cause Serious Wounds; Cure Serious Wounds</em>; 5th: <em>Commune, Finger of Death</em></p> <p class="has-small-font-size wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Mutations:</strong> The Master can steal traits from any creature he has captured and experimented on. He can maintain one mutation in his body per two levels. He can change these after a week of research and some time spent in a Carver Surgical Pod. His current mutations include:</p> <ul class="wp-block-list"> <li class="has-small-font-size">the paralytic touch of a carrion crawler</li> <li class="has-small-font-size">the ability to phase like a phase spider</li> <li class="has-small-font-size">the immortality of the gorum</li> </ul> <p class="has-small-font-size wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Carried Equipment:</strong> <em>tentacle orb</em>, <em>bracers of defence +2</em>, blowpipe of inhaled poison, fine clothing, spawn of Frix</p> <p class="has-small-font-size wp-block-paragraph">*The Ur-Cleric is the equivalent of a Cleric, but Chaotic in alignment; they have no ability to turn the unholy. They worship themselves only, but make pacts with alien intelligence for their power.</p> <p class="has-small-font-size wp-block-paragraph">**The Master has used the art of flesh-crafting to increase each of these ability scores by 4. He will be able to improve a 3rd ability at level 12, and again at 15th and 18th levels.</p> <h2 class="wp-block-heading">The Master&#8217;s Concubines</h2> <p class="has-small-font-size wp-block-paragraph">Master&#8217;s Concubine: <strong>HD:</strong> 5; <strong>AC:</strong> 5 [14] <strong>Att:</strong> 4 claws (1d4); <strong>SV: </strong>12; <strong>Special:</strong> speed, mutation; <strong>MV:</strong> 15; <strong>AL:</strong> Chaotic; <strong>ML:</strong> 9; <strong>Int:</strong> 9; <strong>#App:</strong> 2d4; <strong>CR/ XP:</strong> 7 / 600</p> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Women who have been warped and mutated by the Master. They cannot fail morale if they are in The Master&#8217;s presence. They have a +1 on initiative. Each one of them possesses a random mutation granted to them by the master:</p> <figure class="wp-block-table"><table class="has-fixed-layout"><tbody><tr><td><strong>d6</strong></td><td><strong>Mutation</strong></td></tr><tr><td>1</td><td>Paralytic Touch of the Carrion Crawler</td></tr><tr><td>2</td><td>Phase power of the Phase Spider</td></tr><tr><td>3</td><td>Cloying Pollen of the Yellow Musk Creeper</td></tr><tr><td>4</td><td>Immortality of the Gorum</td></tr><tr><td>5</td><td>Song of a Harpy</td></tr><tr><td>6</td><td>Bite and blood drain of a Giant Tick</td></tr></tbody></table></figure> <h2 class="wp-block-heading">New Magic Item</h2> <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Tentacle Orb:</strong> This object serves as The Master&#8217;s unholy symbol. He may cause it to open and tentacles to reach out. These attack, dealing 2d4 damage if they hit. A target that is hit is coiled in tentacles and may not move or take actions except to attempt to break free, which requires a successful save.</p> <h3 class="wp-block-heading">Music in this Episode</h3> <ul class="wp-block-list"> <li>&#8220;COMBAT: Classic Metal Chugga-Chugga&#8221; by Jon Cohen, used with permission.</li> </ul> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">From the Free Music Archive:</p> <ul class="wp-block-list"> <li>&#8220;<a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/mr-smith/a-new-roar/king-edward/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">King Edward</a>&#8221; by Mr. Smith a CC-BY song released through the FMA</li> </ul> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">From Pixabay:</p> <ul class="wp-block-list"> <li>“<a href="https://pixabay.com/music/rock-powerful-stylish-rock-motivational-indie-rock-trailer-487627/">Powerful Stylish Rock (Motivational Indie Rock Trailer)</a>” by Sound for You</li> <li>&#8220;<a href="https://pixabay.com/music/hard-rock-scorched-fields-238414/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Scorched Fields</a>&#8221; by Alexander Nakarada</li> <li>“<a href="https://pixabay.com/music/modern-blues-outlawx27s-reckoning-180762/">Outlaw’s Reckoning</a>” by Moodmode</li> <li>&#8220;<a href="https://pixabay.com/music/hard-rock-this-heavy-metal-492569/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">This Heavy Metal</a>&#8221; by Mr. Claps_</li> <li>&#8220;<a href="https://pixabay.com/music/hard-rock-hate-492566/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Hate</a>&#8221; by Mr. Claps_</li> <li>&#8220;<a href="https://pixabay.com/music/hard-rock-game-show-492564/">Game Show</a>&#8221; by Mr Claps_</li> <li>&#8220;<a href="https://pixabay.com/music/rock-leva-earthquake-169746/">Earthquake</a>&#8216; by Leva</li> <li>&#8220;<a href="https://pixabay.com/music/beats-japanese-chinese-trap-dark-temple-geisha-287090/">Dark Temple (Geisha)</a>&#8221; by Yellowbird Beats</li> <li>&#8220;<a href="https://pixabay.com/music/rock-powerful-stylish-rock-motivational-indie-rock-trailer-487627/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Powerful stylish rock</a>&#8221; by Sound for You</li> <li>&#8220;<a href="https://pixabay.com/music/horror-scene-dark-pagan-ritual-chant-free-476176/">Dark Pagan Ritual Chant</a>&#8221; by Domarti Studios</li> <li><a href="https://pixabay.com/music/techno-trance-acidcore-1-337807/">Acidcore</a>” by Jumping Bunny</li> </ul>
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29 MIN
Episode 34: Crocodile
APR 11, 2026
Episode 34: Crocodile
<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Edryk, Miria, and Kale face a terrifying onslaught on the dismal beaches of Abzû.</p> <span id="more-449"></span> <div class="wp-block-media-text has-media-on-the-right is-stacked-on-mobile" style="grid-template-columns:auto 38%"><div class="wp-block-media-text__content"> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">This game sues the crocodile stats from <strong>Swords &amp; Wizardry,</strong> It also delves pretty deep into the <strong>Dungeons &amp; Dragons</strong> theory of the Soul that was made central to the concept of planar travel in <strong>Advanced Dungeons &amp; Dragons</strong> starting later in the 1st edition and refined in the <strong><em>Planescape </em></strong> setting.</p> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">I also wanted to share the <a href="https://sacred-texts.com/ane/enuma.htm" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Enuma Elish</a>, if you want to read some ancient Mesopotamian myth.</p> </div><figure class="wp-block-media-text__media"><img decoding="async" width="1024" height="1024" src="https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/svmaf-34-1024x1024.png" alt="" class="wp-image-450 size-full" srcset="https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/svmaf-34-1024x1024.png 1024w, https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/svmaf-34-300x300.png 300w, https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/svmaf-34-150x150.png 150w, https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/svmaf-34-768x768.png 768w, https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/svmaf-34.png 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></figure></div> <figure class="wp-block-image size-full"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="1024" height="667" src="https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/SVM_Party-34.png" alt="" class="wp-image-454" srcset="https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/SVM_Party-34.png 1024w, https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/SVM_Party-34-300x195.png 300w, https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/SVM_Party-34-768x500.png 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></figure> <div class="wp-block-media-text is-stacked-on-mobile" style="grid-template-columns:38% auto"><figure class="wp-block-media-text__media"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="750" height="1000" src="https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/flat750x075f-pad750x1000f8f8f8.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-452 size-full" srcset="https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/flat750x075f-pad750x1000f8f8f8.jpg 750w, https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/flat750x075f-pad750x1000f8f8f8-225x300.jpg 225w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px" /></figure><div class="wp-block-media-text__content"> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Roger Dean&#8217;s Cover for the first <em>Asia</em> album self-titled &#8220;Asia&#8221; was a huge inspiration for the setting of Abzu. I spent a great many hours staring at this album cover and listening to the record when I was a kid. In fact a great deal of the campaign aesthetics in &#8211; in my head at least &#8211; are inspired by Dean&#8217;s art.</p> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Roger Dean was a major influence on the aesthetics of the Psychedelic art and music movement and redefined what Fantasy looked like through the 60s and 70&#8217;s.</p> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">I would be remiss if I didn&#8217;t send <a href="https://www.rogerdean.com/product-page/asia-dragon" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">a link to his homepage</a> where you can get prints of this truly amazing work. </p> </div></div> <h2 class="wp-block-heading">Abzu Random Encounter Table</h2> <figure class="wp-block-table"><table class="has-fixed-layout"><tbody><tr><td>3d6</td><td>category</td><td>Encounter</td><td>#</td><td>Mein</td></tr><tr><td>3</td><td>Settlement</td><td>Forlorn Camp*</td><td>special</td><td>Suffering</td></tr><tr><td>4</td><td>Settlement</td><td>Duregar mining camp**</td><td>special</td><td>Feasting on HER flesh</td></tr><tr><td>5</td><td>Intelligent</td><td>Scorpion Men</td><td>1d4</td><td>Worshipping HER</td></tr><tr><td>6</td><td>Intelligent</td><td>Ixitchatil</td><td>2d10</td><td>Hunting</td></tr><tr><td>7</td><td>Intelligent</td><td>Beast Men</td><td>3d10</td><td>Digging a burrow</td></tr><tr><td>8</td><td>Traveller</td><td>Jaani</td><td>2d4</td><td>Lost</td></tr><tr><td>9</td><td>Traveller</td><td>Night Hag</td><td>1</td><td>Performing Dark Rites</td></tr><tr><td>10</td><td>Monster</td><td>Giant Scorpion</td><td>1d3</td><td>Frozen in despair</td></tr><tr><td>11</td><td>Monster</td><td>Large Giant Centipede</td><td>1d6</td><td>Mating</td></tr><tr><td>12</td><td>Monster</td><td>Crocodiles</td><td>2d6</td><td>Sleeping</td></tr><tr><td>14</td><td>Monster</td><td>Sea Serpent</td><td>1</td><td>Exploring</td></tr><tr><td>14</td><td>Supernatural</td><td>Larvae</td><td>3d10</td><td>Tormenting</td></tr><tr><td>15</td><td>Supernatural</td><td>Shedu</td><td>1</td><td>Cultivating HER wisdom through alchemy</td></tr><tr><td>16</td><td>Supernatural</td><td>Elsewhale</td><td>1</td><td>Desperately trying to get elsewhere</td></tr><tr><td>17</td><td>Atmospheric</td><td>Tiamat Stirs***</td><td>n/a</td><td>Going Mad</td></tr><tr><td>18</td><td>Atmospheric</td><td>Storm</td><td>m/a</td><td>Grieving</td></tr></tbody></table></figure> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Notes</p> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">*Forlorn Camp: a wretched set of huts of bone, skin, and scale overrun by wasp&#8217;s nests. Most inhabitants are dead, but 1d6 diseased and mad cultists linger.</p> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">**Duregar Mining Camp: 2d10 Duregar oversee 5d20 beast-men slaves in mining scale and bone from Tiamat.</p> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">***Tiamat Stirs: The ground shakes and strange omens fill the sky before a deafening scream splits the sky. All creatures must save vs spells or be paralyzed with terror for 1d3 turns. Check for additional encounter.</p> <h3 class="wp-block-heading">Voice Talent in this Episode:</h3> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Owen Rideout as The Psisquid</p> <h3 class="wp-block-heading">Music in this Episode</h3> <ul class="wp-block-list"> <li>&#8220;COMBAT: Classic Metal Chugga-Chugga&#8221; by Jon Cohen, used with permission.</li> </ul> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">From the Free Music Archive:</p> <ul class="wp-block-list"> <li>&#8220;<a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/mr-smith/a-new-roar/king-edward/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">King Edward</a>&#8221; by Mr. Smith a CC-BY song released through the FMA</li> </ul> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">From Pixabay:</p> <ul class="wp-block-list"> <li>&#8220;<a href="https://pixabay.com/music/metal-apex-250691/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Apex</a>&#8221; by Alexander Nakarada</li> <li>&#8220;<a href="https://pixabay.com/music/hard-rock-scorched-fields-238414/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Scorched Fields</a>&#8221; by Alexander Nakarada</li> <li>&#8220;<a href="https://pixabay.com/music/adventure-crossroads-241773/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Crossroads</a>&#8221; by Alexander Nakarada</li> <li>&#8220;<a href="https://pixabay.com/music/hard-rock-this-heavy-metal-492569/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">This Metal</a>&#8221; by Mr. Claps</li> <li>&#8220;<a href="https://pixabay.com/music/hard-rock-melodic-metal-heavy-metal-music-484511/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Melodic Metal</a>&#8221; by Alex Koff</li> <li>&#8220;<a href="https://pixabay.com/music/rock-powerful-stylish-rock-motivational-indie-rock-trailer-487627/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Powerful stylish rock</a>&#8221; by Sound for You</li> <li>&#8220;<a href="https://pixabay.com/music/main-title-island-of-the-lost-dark-fantasy-background-music-110368/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Island of the Lost</a>&#8221; by OB-LIX</li> </ul> <p class="wp-block-paragraph"></p>
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27 MIN
Episode 33: Abzu
MAR 21, 2026
Episode 33: Abzu
<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Miria, Kale, &amp; Edryk cross the shimmering plane of Amber, and then into the darkness of Abzû, beset on all sides by monsters and mysteries.</p> <span id="more-434"></span> <div class="wp-block-media-text has-media-on-the-right is-stacked-on-mobile" style="grid-template-columns:auto 33%"><div class="wp-block-media-text__content"> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">This episode includes a classic <strong>Dungeons &amp; Dragons</strong> monster: the Aurumvorax, reproduced here based on the stats in the <strong>AD&amp;D2e</strong> <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Monstrous Manual</span> for Swords &amp; Wizardry.</p> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">I did take liberties with the speed of the aurumvorax to make it more of a threat and more weasel-like.</p> </div><figure class="wp-block-media-text__media"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="1024" height="1024" src="https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/svmaf-33-1024x1024.png" alt="" class="wp-image-435 size-full" srcset="https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/svmaf-33-1024x1024.png 1024w, https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/svmaf-33-300x300.png 300w, https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/svmaf-33-150x150.png 150w, https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/svmaf-33-768x768.png 768w, https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/svmaf-33.png 1400w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></figure></div> <figure class="wp-block-image size-full"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="1024" height="667" src="https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/SVM_Party-33.png" alt="" class="wp-image-439" srcset="https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/SVM_Party-33.png 1024w, https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/SVM_Party-33-300x195.png 300w, https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/SVM_Party-33-768x500.png 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></figure> <h3 class="wp-block-heading">Aurumvorax</h3> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">The Aurumvorax or gold-gorger is an eight-legged weasel-like creature about 12&#8242; long. It can burrow through solid rock. The aurumvorax eats gold, which it processes in order to produce teeth, claws, and fur of naturally shaped gold, and its flesh is infused with the metal.</p> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Aurumvorax: <strong>HD</strong>: 12; <strong>AC</strong>: 0 [19]; <strong>Att</strong>: bite (2d4 + grab); <strong>SV</strong>: 3; <strong>Special</strong>: grab, bludgeoning resistance; <strong>MV</strong>: 24 or Burrow 3; <strong>AL</strong>: Neutrality; <strong>ML:</strong> 11; <strong>No. Appearing:</strong> 1; <strong>CL/XP</strong>: 15/5,800</p> <ul class="wp-block-list"> <li><strong>Grab</strong>: When an Aurumvorax hits with its bite, its target must make a saving throw or be grabbed. Once an aurumvorax grabs a foe only death can make it let go. At the beginning of each round, the aurumvorax deals 8 bite damage automatically, anc makes 2d4 claw attacks on the target that deal 2d4 damage each,</li> <li><strong>Bludgeoning Resistance:</strong> An Aurumvorax takes half damage from bludgeoning attacks.</li> <li><strong>Pelt</strong>: An aurumvorax pelt is worth 17,400gp</li> </ul> <h2 class="wp-block-heading">The Amber Random Encounter Table</h2> <figure class="wp-block-table"><table class="has-fixed-layout"><tbody><tr><td>3d6</td><td>category</td><td>Encounter</td><td>#</td><td>Mein</td></tr><tr><td>3</td><td>Weirdness</td><td>Chaos Shock Troops*</td><td>special</td><td>Marching to war</td></tr><tr><td>4</td><td>Weirdness</td><td>The Yearning**</td><td>n/a</td><td>Weeping</td></tr><tr><td>5</td><td>Intelligent</td><td>Titan (Lawful)</td><td>1</td><td>Creating Beauty</td></tr><tr><td>6</td><td>Intelligent</td><td>Jaani</td><td>2d3</td><td>Wandering</td></tr><tr><td>7</td><td>Intelligent</td><td>Arcane</td><td>1</td><td>Trading</td></tr><tr><td>8</td><td>Humanoid</td><td>Elves</td><td>2d10</td><td>Exploring</td></tr><tr><td>9</td><td>Monster</td><td>Arumvorax</td><td>1</td><td>Foraging</td></tr><tr><td>10</td><td>Monster</td><td>Archon</td><td>1d3</td><td>Guarding</td></tr><tr><td>11</td><td>Monster</td><td>Griffon</td><td>1d6</td><td>Hunting</td></tr><tr><td>12</td><td>Monster</td><td>Leucrotta</td><td>1d3</td><td>Plotting</td></tr><tr><td>14</td><td>Humanoid</td><td>Paragons†</td><td>2d10</td><td>Patrolling</td></tr><tr><td>14</td><td>Supernatural</td><td>Sprite</td><td>2d4</td><td>Frolicking</td></tr><tr><td>15</td><td>Supernatural</td><td>Sirine</td><td>1d3</td><td>Resting</td></tr><tr><td>16</td><td>Supernatural</td><td>Demon, Greater</td><td>1</td><td>Destroying</td></tr><tr><td>17</td><td>Atmospheric</td><td>Sight of the Palace‡</td><td>n/a</td><td>Blessing</td></tr><tr><td>18</td><td>Atmospheric</td><td>Scar of Chaos⁰</td><td>m/a</td><td>Researching</td></tr></tbody></table></figure> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Notes</p> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">*<strong>Chaos Shock Troops:</strong> roll 1d6: 1-2: 3d6 Orcs, 3-4: 3d6 Gnolls, 5: 3d10 beast men; 6: 1d6 Ogres; led by an evil fighter level 2d4+2.</p> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">**<strong>The Yearning:</strong> All mortals must make a save or feel compelled to rest, stay, and seek service at the castle. They become blissful, being automatically surprised by later encounters, and at -2 to attacks and damage until they leave Amber. If all members of the party fail, they will seek to serve at the castle.</p> <p class="wp-block-paragraph"> †<strong>Paragons:</strong> Nearly perfect divine reflectiosn of humanity. Generate an adventuring party but all statrs are at 2d4+10, maximum hit points, magical equipment. Loyalty to the Prunces of Amber</p> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">‡<strong>Sight of the Palace:</strong> A view of the crystal palace of Amber.</p> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">⁰<strong>Scar of Chaos:</strong> A rent in reality caused by wars to rule amber. Roll for an encounter from another random plane.</p> <h3 class="wp-block-heading">Music in this Episode</h3> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Original Music:</p> <ul class="wp-block-list"> <li>&#8220;The Colonists&#8217; Shanty&#8221; by Brian C. Rideout</li> </ul> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">From the Free Music Alliance:</p> <ul class="wp-block-list"> <li><a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/mr-smith/a-new-roar/king-edward/">King Edward</a> by Mister Smith (CC-BY) from the Free Music Archive</li> </ul> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">From Pixabay:</p> <ul class="wp-block-list"> <li>&#8220;<a href="https://pixabay.com/music/upbeat-cyberpunk-futuristic-city-music-323171/">Cyberpunk Futuristic City</a>&#8221; by INPULSMUSIC</li> <li>&#8220;<a href="https://pixabay.com/music/rock-powerful-stylish-rock-motivational-indie-rock-trailer-487627/">Powerful Stylish Rock (Motivational Indie Rock Trailer)</a>&#8221; by Sound for You</li> <li>&#8220;<a href="https://pixabay.com/music/blues-gritty-blues-riff-full-366074/">Gritty Blues Riff</a>&#8221; by Catch-22 Music</li> <li>&#8220;<a href="https://pixabay.com/music/beats-massive-90s-trip-hop-372492/">Massive 90s Trip-Hop</a>&#8221; Musinova</li> <li>&#8220;<a href="https://pixabay.com/music/horror-scene-sci-fi-ambient-dark-ambient-496940/">Dead Sci-Fi Ambient</a>&#8221; by Everything is Dead</li> <li>&#8220;<a href="https://pixabay.com/music/ambient-dark-ambient-soundscape-music-442833/">Dark Ambient Soundscape</a>&#8221; by DELOsound</li> <li>&#8220;<a href="https://pixabay.com/music/build-up-scenes-danger-189676/">Danger</a>&#8221; by SergePavkinMusic</li> <li>&#8220;<a href="https://pixabay.com/music/techno-trance-acidcore-1-337807/">Acidcore</a>&#8221; by Jumping Bunny</li> </ul> <p class="wp-block-paragraph"></p>
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Episode 32: Cruel
FEB 28, 2026
Episode 32: Cruel
<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Miria contemplates her past as she, Edryk, and Kale cross the Divine Seed of Amber, a place of beauty, perfection, and cruelty.</p> <span id="more-428"></span> <div class="wp-block-media-text has-media-on-the-right is-stacked-on-mobile"><div class="wp-block-media-text__content"> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">This episode draws its inspiration from the setting of the <em>Chronicles of Amber</em> by Roger Zelazny, one of the top six inspirations for <strong>Dungeons &amp; Dragons</strong> listed in <strong>AD&amp;D</strong>&#8216;s <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appendix_N">Appendix N</a>.</p> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">This scifi-dense story is mostly told in flashback. Much of my Scifi elements of my campaign are played using <strong>Cepheus Deluxe</strong> and <strong>White Star: Swords &amp; Wizardry in Space, Galaxy Edition</strong>.</p> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">I also mention a classic <strong>D&amp;D</strong> monster, the Flail Snail.</p> </div><figure class="wp-block-media-text__media"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="1024" height="1024" src="https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/svmaf-32-1024x1024.png" alt="" class="wp-image-429 size-full" srcset="https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/svmaf-32-1024x1024.png 1024w, https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/svmaf-32-300x300.png 300w, https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/svmaf-32-150x150.png 150w, https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/svmaf-32-768x768.png 768w, https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/svmaf-32.png 1400w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></figure></div> <figure class="wp-block-image size-full"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="1024" height="667" src="https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/SVM_Party-32.png" alt="" class="wp-image-430" srcset="https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/SVM_Party-32.png 1024w, https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/SVM_Party-32-300x195.png 300w, https://swordsvmadness.stormheadproductions.ca/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/SVM_Party-32-768x500.png 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></figure> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">This issue introduces a race of humanoid cyborgs, <em>The Zaeth</em>.</p> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Zaeth: <strong>HD</strong>: 1; <strong>AC</strong>: 5 [14]; <strong>Att</strong>: Sonic Disruptor (1d6); <strong>SV</strong>: 18; <strong>Special</strong>: agility, bionics, sonar; <strong>MV</strong>: 12; <strong>AL</strong>: Neutrality; <strong>ML:</strong> 7; <strong>No. Appearing:</strong> 1d4; <strong>CL/XP</strong>: 3/90</p> <ul class="wp-block-list"> <li><strong>Agility</strong>: Zaeth have thief abilities at a level equivalent to their hit dice.</li> <li><strong>Bionics:</strong> Zaeth are immune to poison and disease. Their body temperature is always the same as the room. They cannot be healed with healing magic.</li> <li><strong>Ultrasound:</strong> Zaeth can see texture in perfect darkness up to 120 feet away.</li> </ul> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">I am also collecting emails for an AMA bonus epsiode!! <a href="mailto:[email protected]">Get in touch with me here!</a></p> <h3 class="wp-block-heading">Music in this Episode</h3> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Used with permission:</p> <ul class="wp-block-list"> <li>&#8220;Classic Metal Chugga Chugga&#8221; by Jon Cohen</li> </ul> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">From the Free Music Alliance:</p> <ul class="wp-block-list"> <li><a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/mr-smith/a-new-roar/king-edward/">King Edward</a> by Mister Smith (CC-BY) from the Free Music Archive</li> </ul> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">From Pixabay:</p> <ul class="wp-block-list"> <li>&#8220;<a href="https://pixabay.com/music/alternative-opus-7-pop-rock-m%c3%a9tal-258670/">Opus 7</a>&#8221; by Christian D</li> <li>&#8220;<a href="https://pixabay.com/music/alternative-crystal-tyler-gill-307430/">Crystal</a>&#8221; by Tyler Gill</li> <li>&#8220;<a href="https://pixabay.com/music/rock-punk-rock-478794/">Punk Rock</a>&#8221; by Alex Grohl</li> <li>&#8220;<a href="https://pixabay.com/music/main-title-the-enchantress-dark-celtic-background-music-114207/">The Enchantress</a>&#8221; by OB-LIX</li> <li>&#8220;<a href="https://pixabay.com/music/world-simon-le-grec-turkish-bazaar-radio-mix-351159/">Turkish Bazaar</a>&#8221; by Simon LeGrec</li> <li>&#8220;<a href="https://pixabay.com/music/upbeat-mr-arabian-nights-02-258856/">MR Arabian Nights 2</a>&#8221; by Antipodean Winter</li> <li>&#8220;<a href="https://pixabay.com/music/horror-scene-dark-suspense-trailer-488322/">Dark Suspense Trailer</a>&#8221; by Nastel Bom</li> <li>&#8220;<a href="https://pixabay.com/music/world-japan-background-349595/">Japan Background</a>&#8221; by Yellow Bird Beats / Tunetank</li> <li>&#8220;<a href="https://pixabay.com/music/upbeat-cyberpunk-futuristic-city-music-323171/">Cyberpunk Futuristic City</a>&#8221; by INPULSMUSIC</li> <li>&#8220;<a href="https://pixabay.com/music/rock-stylish-blues-rock-wild-west-111842/">Stylish Blues Rock (Wild West)</a>&#8221; by Brightest Avenue</li> <li>&#8220;<a href="https://pixabay.com/music/modern-blues-outlawx27s-reckoning-180762/">Outlaw&#8217;s Reckoning</a>&#8221; by Moodmode</li> <li>&#8220;<a href="https://pixabay.com/music/techno-trance-acidcore-1-337807/">Acidcore</a>&#8221; by Jumping Bunny</li> </ul> <p class="wp-block-paragraph"></p>
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