Deck Tales: Secrets From The Sea. Behind the Scenes Stories from Cruise Ships and Crew Members from Maritime and Sea Life
Deck Tales: Secrets From The Sea. Behind the Scenes Stories from Cruise Ships and Crew Members from Maritime and Sea Life

Deck Tales: Secrets From The Sea. Behind the Scenes Stories from Cruise Ships and Crew Members from Maritime and Sea Life

Sam Catling - Sea Life Story Teller

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DeckTales plunges you into the unbelievable reality of crew life! Join former cruise ship entertainer Sammy Catling as he collects the wildest, most hilarious sea stories from those who work on cruise ships, naval vessels, ferries and beyond. Ever wonder about the true secrets of ship life? We go beyond the brochures to expose the raw crew life and hidden corners of a maritime career. Hear from every kind of seafarer about the best, and often strangest, parts of cruise life and life at sea. This is the unfiltered, laugh-out-loud truth, but doesn’t shy away from the murkier depths of reality.Inspired to start the podcast after the launch of his comedic memoir, Seems Like Smooth Sailing, Sam realised a simple truth: the people who live and breathe this industry have the best stories. The book covered the chaos, but Deck Tales seeks clarity! Subscribe now and prepare to be entertained by tales that truly prove things are rarely smooth sailing.CeDeckTales Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Recent Episodes

Sailing Into the Arctic to Clean Up Humanity’s Mess
FEB 18, 2026
Sailing Into the Arctic to Clean Up Humanity’s Mess
Ep45: Zamira Chevrestt - Volunteer Co-ordinator for In The Same BoatToday I'm joined by Zamira, a volunteer coordinator and sustainability ambassador for the Norwegian environmental NGO In The Same Boat. Zamira shares what it’s really like cleaning marine litter along some of the most remote and unforgiving coastlines in the Arctic and Northern Europe — from freezing North Sea crossings to hauling tons of abandoned fishing gear off rocky beaches.The conversation dives into how the NGO operates its fleet of sailboats, trains volunteers with little to no sailing experience, and balances hands-on cleanup with education, data collection, and systemic change. Zamira also opens up about the emotional highs and lows of life at sea, burnout in the NGO world, and why staying hopeful — and human — is essential when tackling an overwhelming global problem.🌊 Key TakeawaysThe Arctic is heavily polluted — even the most remote coastlines are clogged with marine litter, especially from fishing industries.Cleaning is only part of the solution — education, data tracking, and collaboration with industries and governments are critical for long-term impact.Volunteers don’t need sailing experience — just resilience, teamwork, and a willingness to get uncomfortable.Life at sea is intense — physically demanding, emotionally charged, and deeply bonding.Burnout is real in environmental work — stepping back, finding joy, and focusing on small wins keeps people going.Individual actions still matter — change spreads person to person, habit to habit.📌 Chapters (01:07:57)01:38 – Meet Zamira & “In The Same Boat”Cleaning the Arctic, sailing north, and teaching kids why the ocean isn’t a bin04:10 – Volunteering at Sea: Who Can Join & What It’s Really LikeNo sailing experience, extreme conditions, and physical demands06:02 – Crossing the North Sea & Surviving Rough WatersSeasickness, storms, fear, dolphins, and why sailors keep coming back09:50 – How an Arctic Cleanup NGO Actually WorksFunding struggles, boats, tech, volunteers, and scaling impact12:40 – First Cleanup Shock: “I’d Never Seen This Much Trash”The myth of “clean” Norway and what shows up on remote beaches16:25 – A Day in the Life of a Marine Cleanup Crew12-hour days, midnight sun cleanups, weather chaos, and logistics20:35 – One Million+ KG of Trash & Tracking the DataGPS mapping, fishing nets, hotspots, and working with industry28:15 – Burnout, Boat Life & Being ‘In the Same Boat’Mental health, friendships, drama, romance, and volunteer reality35:35 – Plastic, Wildlife & The Stats That HurtSeabirds, whales, microplastics, and why this is urgent41:00 – Schools, Hope & Why the Next Generation MattersTeaching kids, community impact, staying hopeful, and what you can do52:30 – Boat Life Fun: Initiations, Food Fails & Reality TV EnergyGhost pepper shots, porridge crimes, and why this should be a show01:01:30 – Final Reflections: Why This Work Is Worth ItSmall wins, real change, and not giving up on the oceanTo see clips of all our guests you can follow us on:Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/decktalesofficialInstagram:https://www.instagram.com/decktalespodcast.TikTok:https://www.tiktok.com/@decktalesFor all links you can head to the official website:https://www.decktales.co.ukIf you wish to support the page you can leave a welcome donation at:https://ko-fi.com/decktalesAnd if you wish to read or listen to my first book, you can buy a copy here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Seems-Like-Smooth-Sailing-Catling/dp/1912964244Special Thanks To:Zamira Chevrestthttps://www.inthesameboat.ecoGet Your Copy Of 'Seems Like Smooth Sailing' here Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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67 MIN
The Pirate Code Was More Progressive Than Modern Society
FEB 13, 2026
The Pirate Code Was More Progressive Than Modern Society
Ep44: Anthony Cummins AKA Captain TonzToday I'm in talks with Captain Tonz — a real-life pirate with over 65 years at sea — to dismantle everything we think we know about piracy. From surviving rogue waves as a teenager to smuggling camels, outwitting the Royal Navy, and acting as a guardian of the ocean, Captain Tonz shares a life shaped by instinct, equality, and a deep spiritual connection to the sea. This isn’t a tale of Hollywood piracy — it’s a raw, philosophical journey through freedom, responsibility, and what it truly means to “boldly go.”Key TakeawaysPiracy isn’t what pop culture sells us: historically, pirates were explorers, innovators, and early champions of equality.Connection beats control: Captain Tonz credits survival and success at sea to listening, not conquering.The pirate code was radically progressive: equality, shared power, and respect were core principles.Modern threats to the ocean are invisible: pollution, automation, and disconnection pose greater danger than storms.Anyone can be a pirate — if they can connect, adapt, and take responsibility.Chapters00:00:00 — A Real Pirate Joins the PodcastMeet Captain Tonz and the myth vs reality of piracy00:04:42 — “Everything You Know About Pirates Is Wrong”The true meaning of piracy and where the word comes from00:09:05 — Running Away to Sea at 14From troubled childhood to life aboard ships00:14:18 — The Wave That Changed EverythingSurviving a rogue wave and finding purpose00:19:52 — Becoming a Pirate by AccidentA master pirate, the Baltic Sea, and a life-altering choice00:24:55 — Smuggling, Survival & Sea InstinctsWhy piracy is about planning, not chaos00:30:08 — Camels, Cargo & Breaking RecordsThe strangest things ever smuggled at sea00:35:12 — Escaping the Royal NavyChains, hacksaw blades, and a Gibraltar breakout00:40:18 — Pirate Code: Radical Equality at SeaWhy pirates were centuries ahead of their time00:45:55 — Prison Cells & Close CallsFrom East Germany to unexpected hospitality00:51:02 — UFOs, Legends & Sea MysteriesWhat sailors see that landlubbers never will00:56:10 — Are Pirates the Guardians of the Ocean?Pollution, responsibility, and protecting the sea01:01:48 — Somali Pirates & The Truth Behind the HeadlinesWhat really created modern piracy01:08:32 — Stopping Environmental Crimes at SeaWhen pirates enforced justice no one else would01:14:55 — Who Can Be a Pirate?Mental health, connection, and fearlessness01:21:30 — Johnny Depp, Stephen Fry & Dream CrewsCasting pirates and Hollywood truth01:28:45 — Pirates, AI & the Future of NavigationWhy modern sailors are losing vital skills01:34:20 — Final Message from the SeaA warning, a responsibility, and a call to acthttps://captaintonz.comhttps://www.originalpiratematerial.co.uk/#piratelegend #seadogs #piracy #shipstories To see clips of all our guests you can follow us on: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/decktalesofficialInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/decktalespodcast.TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@decktalesFor all links you can head to the official website: https://www.decktales.co.ukIf you wish to support the page you can leave a welcome donation at: https://ko-fi.com/decktalesAnd if you wish to read or listen to my first book, you can buy a copy here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Seems-Like-Smooth-Sailing-Catling/dp/1912964244Get Your Copy Of 'Seems Like Smooth Sailing' here Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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“I Forgot My Camera Charger… During a Whale Bonanza”
FEB 4, 2026
“I Forgot My Camera Charger… During a Whale Bonanza”
Ep43: Sara Bisset - Marine Mammal Observer (MMO) and Passive Acoustic Monitoring (PAM) operatorIn this episode of Deck Tales, I'm chatting with Sara Bisset, a Scotland-based seafarer who’s spent the last decade working offshore as a Marine Mammal Observer (MMO) and Passive Acoustic Monitoring (PAM) operator—basically, someone paid to protect whales and dolphins from noisy marine construction and exploration work. Sara breaks down how mitigation works during operations like seismic surveys, wind farm piling, and even disposal of unexploded WWII ordnance, and explains what happens when marine life enters an exclusion zone (spoiler: everything can stop, and it can cost a fortune). Beyond the job, Sara shares the reality of freelance life at sea—project-to-project contracts, chasing agencies, and the strange feeling of having long stretches of freedom while everyone else works 9–5. She also dives into memorable wildlife encounters, like spotting an elusive beaked whale species, and living through near-constant humpback sightings off Gabon… right after forgetting her camera charger.Key takeawaysWhat MMOs & PAM operators actually do: They visually and acoustically monitor for marine mammals during noisy offshore operations and can trigger delays/shutdowns depending on rules and location. Big misconception: It’s not “watching whales for fun”—it’s compliance, mitigation, and high-stakes decision-making tied to permits, law, and massive costs. The lifestyle is ultra-flexible… and oddly lonely: Freelancing means feast-or-famine contracts, lots of admin between jobs, and time off that doesn’t always sync with friends’ lives. Best moments at sea are unforgettable: Rare beaked whale encounters and endless humpback sightings show why people get “itchy feet” to return offshore. The industry is shifting: More wind farm work is replacing older oil & gas reliance, and remote monitoring tech (and AI) is slowly reshaping the job.Get Your Copy Of 'Seems Like Smooth Sailing' here Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Inside the Darkest Shipwreck Stories Ever Told
JAN 28, 2026
Inside the Darkest Shipwreck Stories Ever Told
Ep42: Rich Napolitano - Shipwrecks & Seadogs Podcast HostIn this episode of Deck Tales, we welcome maritime storyteller and podcaster Richard, creator of Shipwrecks and Sea Dogs.From Florida’s stormy skies to centuries-old shipwrecks, Richard shares how a lifelong love of history evolved into a full-time podcast dedicated to maritime disasters, sea legends, and the people caught in between.The conversation dives deep into what makes great nautical storytelling: meticulous research, narrative immersion, and respect for historical accuracy. Richard unpacks some of his most gripping stories — including the horrific mutiny and massacre following the wreck of the Batavia, and the rise and disappearance of legendary pirate Henry Every. Along the way, we explore the realities of piracy, the evolution of maritime law, and how history, music, and routine help sustain a creative life at sea.Key TakeawaysMaritime history is about people, not just shipwrecks — power, greed, survival, and human choices drive every story.Accuracy comes first: multiple primary sources, official reports, and firsthand accounts are essential to responsible storytelling.The Batavia stands out as one of history’s most disturbing shipwreck stories, blending mutiny, ideology, and mass murder.Henry Every’s raid helped bring the Golden Age of Piracy to an end and reshaped global attitudes toward pirates.Creative sustainability matters — routine, music, and structure help avoid burnout when producing long-form narrative content.You don’t need to be a professional sailor to tell sea stories — curiosity and rigor go a long way.https://www.shipwrecksandseadogs.comHopefully you're enjoying DeckTales so far. If so, please do smash that like button, share your favourite episodes with your friends, and subscribe of course!#seadogs #shipwrecks #podcastersunite #shipstoriesTo see clips of all our guests you can follow us on:Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/decktalesofficialInstagram:https://www.instagram.com/decktalespodcast.TikTok:https://www.tiktok.com/@decktalesFor all links you can head to the official website:https://www.decktales.co.ukIf you wish to support the page you can leave a welcome donation at:https://ko-fi.com/decktalesAnd if you wish to read or listen to my first book, you can buy a copy here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Seems-Like-Smooth-Sailing-Catling/dp/1912964244Special Thanks To:Lucy Southernon @CruisingAsCrewTom Hunt @teghuntDan Smith https://www.elephantmedia.coGet Your Copy Of 'Seems Like Smooth Sailing' here Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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82 MIN
Cruise Ship Crew Exposed: The Good, The Bad & The Absolutely Unhinged
JAN 21, 2026
Cruise Ship Crew Exposed: The Good, The Bad & The Absolutely Unhinged
Ep41: Lucy Southerton - Former Crew, Now Cruise Content CreatorIn this episode, we sit down with Lucy, a former cruise ship crew member turned cruise vlogger, who spent nearly a decade working across multiple cruise lines—from spa therapist to retail and brand ambassador—before transitioning to life on land and content creation at sea. Lucy shares the realities of ship life behind the scenes, the culture shock of leaving a highly structured environment, and how her insider perspective now shapes her honest cruise reviews. From awkward guest encounters and strict ship rules to pandemic chaos, celebrity sightings, and viral cruise controversies, this episode offers an unfiltered look at the highs, lows, and lessons of life at sea.Key TakeawaysLife on cruise ships is intense, structured, and rewarding—but not sustainable forever for everyone.Leaving ship life can feel like culture shock, similar to leaving other highly regimented careers.Cruise lines vary hugely in culture, freedom, and attitudes toward social media.Behind-the-scenes crew experiences are often far tougher than what passengers see.Honest cruise content matters—even when companies don’t like the feedback.You can turn niche, insider experience into a successful and fulfilling second career.Hopefully you're enjoying DeckTales so far. If so, please do smash that like button, share your favourite episodes with your friends, and subscribe of course!To see clips of all our guests you can follow us on:Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/decktalesofficialInstagram:https://www.instagram.com/decktalespodcast.TikTok:https://www.tiktok.com/@decktalesFor all links you can head to the official website:https://www.decktales.co.ukIf you wish to support the page you can leave a welcome donation at:https://ko-fi.com/decktalesAnd if you wish to read or listen to my first book, you can buy a copy here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Seems-Like-Smooth-Sailing-Catling/dp/1912964244Special Thanks To:Lucy Southernon  @CruisingAsCrew Tom Hunt  @teghunt Dan Smith https://www.elephantmedia.coGet Your Copy Of 'Seems Like Smooth Sailing' here Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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83 MIN