Today with tonies

Happy Odd Socks day on Today with Tonies! Listen in as Tim and Sam find jokes, facts and challenges in today’s episode of the podcast. Little ones can wind down with a forest bathing session in Unwind your Mind, and have a guess at joke punchlines with Punchline Puzzle.If you’re looking for the punchline to Sam’s joke, take a peek below!Joke: Which dinosaur woke the other dinosaurs up when it was sleeping?Punchline: A steg-o-snorus (Stegosaurus)We hope your little listener is enjoying these w...

It’s Bonfire Night! Join Sam and Tim as they ignite your curiosity with fun facts and questions! Like, have you ever wondered how long it takes to get to the other side of the planet through the Earth’s crust? Or why are sunsets orange? In today’s episode of Today with Tonies, Sam and Tim play Ask me anything and Don’t make me laughIf you’re looking for the punchline to Sam’s joke, take a peek below!Joke: What is a firework’s favourite meal?Punchline: Bangers and mash!We hope your little list...

It’s time for little listeners to warm up those ears ready for today’s Make it Count challenge. Listen carefully - how many lamb bleats can you hear? Sam and Tim will also be learning all about ostriches in True or False and celebrating National Cat Day!Are you trying to guess the punchline to Tim’s joke? Look no further!Joke: Where do birds go on holiday?Punchline: Somewhere ‘cheep’!We hope your little listener is enjoying these weekly tasters from the Today with tonies podcast. To get acces...

In today’s episode Tim and Sam compete to become the best MC around in Rhyme Time Tattle Battle, find out about a brilliant job (have you heard of a ‘pomologist’?) and learn some excellent news from your little listeners. All served up with a dollop of fun, jokes and bubbles from the magical bucket!Want to know the punchline to Sam’s joke? Here it comes!Joke: What’s made of metal and can’t climb trees?Punchline: A fridge!We hope your family is enjoying these weekly tasters from the Today with...

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Curious kids (and grown-ups of course) can listen to the show to find out! Tim and Sam are also exploring who invented chocolate, learning how to relax and cracking up at listener’s jokes in Punchline Puzzle!Ready for the rest of Tim’s joke? Joke: Why do pirates take so long to read the alphabet?Punchline: Because they spend so much time at ‘C’!We hope your little detectives are enjoying these weekly tasters from the Today with tonies podcast. T...