Welcome back to United State of News, the only news show brave enough to admit we’re too scared to Google "bimbofication."In today’s episode, we dive into the chaos of April 2nd, 2026. President Trump is navigating the Hormuz Strait without a paddle.Inside this episode:Operation Epic Fury: Why the Iran war means Trump is cutting back to only 9 holes of golf this weekend. Rachel Reeves’ Barber Shop: The Chancellor explains why she’s making "drastic cuts" and why Katy Perry and puppies are to blame for the budget.The GB News "Tongue Bath": Why Ofcom is like a toothless grandma watching a "mushy and slightly racist" shopping trolley. Maga Mayhem: The GOP shutdown explained through the lens of two rats fighting over a Taco Bell.#UnitedStateOfNews #Satire #Trump #RachelReeves #GBNews #PoliticalComedy #SpoofNews #RoastingSupport the show