In The News This Week (the Have I Got News For You podcast)

<div> <p>In Round One, the team discuss the UK government’s response to the escalating conflict between the US and Iran, Tony Blair’s latest intervention in Middle Eastern politics and whether Keir Starmer’s stance could really be his “Love Actually moment”.</p><p>In Round Two, we hear about the spectacular downfall of former US Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, from luxury deportation jets to a $50k Rolex in a super-prison, before heading to Brussels to learn about the EU’s new ban on “meaty” words for plant-based foods.</p><p>In Round Three, the Missing Words Round, we find out why firefighters had to rescue a man trapped in a Manchester phone box, how a Surrey couple tried to claim their neighbour’s land with an unconventional means and why a camel beauty contest has been rocked by scandal…</p><p>If you enjoy the podcast, please give us a 5-star rating on Apple Podcasts or Spotify and make sure you subscribe there so you don't miss an episode!</p><p>For updates on the show, make sure you’re following Have I Got News for You on Instagram, TikTok and X (formerly known as twitter) and get in touch with us there using #HIGNFYpod or emailing <a href="mailto:[email protected]">[email protected]</a>. </p><p>Your host is Mike Rayment<br>With Jack Harris<br>Emerald Paston <br>And Queenie Miller, back next week! </p><p>The Producer is Diggory Waite<br>The Executive Producer is Claire Broughton<br>The Music is by Big George</p><p>In the News This Week is a Hat Trick Podcast</p></div>

<div> <p>In Round One, the team discuss the latest escalation in the Middle East, America’s questionable branding strategy (“lethalitymaxxing”) and the political fallout at home as Reform UK’s supposedly unstoppable rise proves… very stoppable in the Gorton and Denton by-election.</p><p>In Round Two, we celebrate 30 years of Pokémon (and discover there are now 1,025 of them, including one that is literally a bag of rubbish), before heading to Mayfair where an exclusive members club is hiring a butter sommelier, sports “czar” and a charismatic person willing to ‘work late’…</p><p>In Round Three, the Missing Words Round, we hear why Scotland fans are celebrating before the World Cup has even begun, how an Irish MP’s gone viral for unexpected reasons and why an Egyptian tour guide ended up in serious trouble after getting creative on a 4,000-year-old pyramid…</p><p>If you enjoy the podcast, please give us a 5-star rating on Apple Podcasts or Spotify and make sure you subscribe there so you don't miss an episode!</p><p>For updates on the show, make sure you’re following Have I Got News for You on Instagram, TikTok and X (formerly known as twitter) and get in touch with us there using #HIGNFYpod or emailing <a href="mailto:[email protected]">[email protected]</a>. </p><p>Your host is Marko Ferenc… or Mike Rayment? Honestly can’t tell…<br>With Jack Harris<br>Queenie Miller <br>And Emerald Paston, back next week! </p><p>The Producer is Diggory Waite<br>The Executive Producer is Claire Broughton<br>The Music is by Big George</p><p>In the News This Week is a Hat Trick Podcast</p></div>

<div> <p>In Round One, the team discuss the arrests of Prince Andrew and Peter Mandelson, the viral “sweating” photo, calls to remove Andrew from the line of succession and Donald Trump’s tariff plans being struck down by the US Supreme Court.</p><p>In Round Two, we hear about the Sheffield Co-op going viral for the symphonic hum of its freezer aisle and the Catford residents who installed (and then mourned) their own fake speed camera.</p><p>In Round Three, the Missing Words Round, we discover which British football insult a Swedish politician used in parliament, why a Sicilian dog has been fined for fly-tipping and the Birmingham man who stunned scientists after his death…</p><p>If you enjoy the podcast, please give us a 5-star rating on Apple Podcasts or Spotify and make sure you subscribe there so you don't miss an episode!</p><p>For updates on the show, make sure you’re following Have I Got News for You on Instagram, TikTok and X (formerly known as twitter) and get in touch with us there using #HIGNFYpod or emailing <a href="mailto:[email protected]">[email protected]</a>. </p><p>Your host is Mike Rayment<br>With Queenie Miller <br>Emerald Paston <br>And Jack Harris, back next week!</p><p>The Producer is Diggory Waite<br>The Executive Producer is Claire Broughton<br>The Music is by Big George</p><p>In the News This Week is a Hat Trick Podcast</p></div>

<div> <p>In Round One, the team discuss Barack Obama ‘breaking the internet’ by suggesting aliens are real, Liz Truss finally managing to snag a photo with Donald Trump, and Keir Starmer being accused of running a “zombie government” after yet more U-turns — from delaying local elections to the Palestine Action proscription row, plus some properly murky Westminster briefing wars.</p><p>In Round 2, we dive into the Winter Olympics’ lost property box (including a suspiciously fast condom shortage, sold-out Gen Z stoat mascots and a fugitive with a love of ice hockey) before meeting the Manchester United fan refusing to cut his hair until the club wins five games in a row – a vow that’s somehow become a national sporting curse.</p><p>In Round 3, the Missing Words Round, we hear what RFK Jr’s nutrition chatbot thinks you should be inserting where, what wildlife enthusiasts spotted bobbing in the Thames and what’s happened every single day in the UK so far in 2026…</p><p>If you enjoy the podcast, please give us a 5-star rating on Apple Podcasts or Spotify and make sure you subscribe there so you don't miss an episode!</p><p>For updates on the show, make sure you’re following Have I Got News for You on Instagram, TikTok and X (formerly known as twitter) and get in touch with us there using #HIGNFYpod or emailing <a href="mailto:[email protected]">[email protected]</a>. </p><p>Your host is Mike Rayment<br>With Jack Harris<br>Queenie Miller <br>Emerald Paston </p><p>The Producer is Diggory Waite<br>The Executive Producer is Claire Broughton<br>The Music is by Big George</p><p>In the News This Week is a Hat Trick Podcast</p></div>

<div> <p>In Round One, the team unpack the latest in Keir Starmer’s leadership wobbles, how Morgan McSweeney’s taken the fall and who could be the next knife-wielder? Angela Rayner? Wes Streeting? Or the UK’s answer to Zohran Mamdani, Ed Miliband… </p><p>In Round Two, we hear about Australia’s commemorative coin that somehow makes the late Queen look like Wayne Rooney in fancy dress, and the Armenian party proposing a “Ministry of Sex” to “solve” female dissatisfaction one sexist podcast at a time. </p><p>In Round Three, the Missing Words Round, we learn why Sharon Osbourne is eyeing up a go in politics, what bum-related incident caused a French hospital evacuation<strong> </strong>and how a would-be thief in Derbyshire was taken down by a herd of crime-fighting llamas.</p><p>If you enjoy the podcast, please give us a 5-star rating on Apple Podcasts or Spotify and make sure you subscribe there so you don't miss an episode!</p><p>For updates on the show, make sure you’re following Have I Got News for You on Instagram, TikTok and X (formerly known as twitter) and get in touch with us there using #HIGNFYpod or emailing [email protected]. </p><p>Your host is Mike Rayment<br>With Jack Harris<br>Queenie Miller <br>And Emerald Paston, back next week!</p><p>The Producer is Diggory Waite<br>The Executive Producer is Claire Broughton<br>The Music is by Big George</p><p>In the News This Week is a Hat Trick Podcast</p></div>