<div>Heather and Cynthia kick things off with a “poop—sorry, chocolate—brown” homecoming dress and TSA confusing a sentimental Yeti stuffed with a toothbrush charger for a small explosive. In related headlines, Heather shares her Oprah dream (because Cynthia <em>really</em> loves hearing people talk about dreams), and there’s talk of a garage door, a mysterious Snapchat troll, and ten unsolicited Papa John’s pizzas.<br> <br> Today is fully on brand for <em>Sidetracked</em>: mom drama, mean girls, rollercoasters with strangers, and the shocking revelation that Carol Burnett is still alive. Come for the color analysis; stay for the butter sculpture pitch (a Croc with gibbets, obviously), and never forget the age-old truth that people be people-in’.<br> <br> Become a Supertracker: <a href="https://sidetracked.supercast.com/">sign up here</a> <br> <br> Connect with Us: </div> <ul> <li>Website:  <a href="https://sidetracked.supercast.com/">Sidetracked</a> </li> <li>Instagram:  <a href="https://www.instagram.com/thesidetrackedshow/">CynthiaHeather (@thesidetrackedshow)</a> </li> <li>YouTube: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@SIDETRACKED-SHOW">sidetracked with cynthia &amp; heather</a> </li> <li><a href="https://sidetracked.supercast.com/ama">Ask Me Anything - Sidetracked</a></li> <li><a href="https://www.instagram.com/dontmomalone/?hl=en">Heather MacFadyen (@dontmomalone)</a></li> <li><a href="https://www.instagram.com/cynthiayanof/?hl=en">Cynthia Wilkinson Yanof (@cynthiayanof)</a></li> </ul> <div>Links Mentioned:  <br> <br> </div> <ul> <li><a href="https://www.hillhousehome.com/products/the-mila-dress-chocolate">Heather’s chocolate colored dress</a></li> <li>Try out<a href="https://share.nuuly.com/heather536"> Nuuly</a> (get $30 off first month)</li> <li>Heather’s <a href="https://www.instagram.com/seattlehanddoc/">new fave IG follow</a> an orthopedic surgeon and his chef wife. They have lots of teens and the food looks right up their alley. <ul> <li><a href="https://www.instagram.com/reel/DN3P7c2YlKB/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&amp;igsh=bWhxNDVvMnpoajlx">Crunch wrap supreme dupes</a></li> <li><a href="https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOtk5iDD_2I/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&amp;igsh=MW9sZW9sczQ1cHhobA==">One-Pan Thai Coconut Chicken &amp; Rice</a></li> <li><a href="https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOcYl1WDzfP/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&amp;igsh=d2R5OTU1cGJjMTJr">Garlic Butter Steak Alfredo w/Penne</a></li> </ul> </li> <li><a href="https://amzn.to/47AiTm8">New pillows for Kate’s bed</a></li> <li><a href="https://amzn.to/3WfAIkc">Scalloped Mirror</a></li> <li><a href="https://amzn.to/47hspJo">Cute new knobs for bathroom cabinets</a></li> <li><a href="https://amzn.to/48As8Ur">Kate’s new rug</a></li> <li> <a href="https://skims.com/products/faux-hair-micro-string-thong-cocoa-black-curly">The Skims Merkin </a>(only click if you dare)</li> <li> <a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8888540/">Palm Royale</a> (apple + TV)</li> </ul> <div>Featured Sponsors:<br> <strong>PrepDish</strong>–It’s basically meal planning and grocery shopping done for me. Prep Dish is offering our listeners two weeks FREE, so there’s no risk in giving it a try for yourself. Just head to <a href="http://prepdish.com/sidetracked">PrepDish.com/sidetracked</a> to sign up.</div>