<p>The eighth broadcast is centered around the lunar eclipse that occured on March 3rd, 2026. The Speaker seems to have found new goals by the end of the broadcast.</p><p><em>(329—615—211)</em></p><p></p><p><strong>Date recovered:</strong></p><p>March 29th, 2026, at 16:50 pst</p><p></p><p><strong>Content Warning:</strong></p><p>Loud sounds</p><p>Bass warning</p><p>Graphic violent descriptions</p><p>Gunshot sound effects</p><p>Stab sound effects</p><p>Explicit deaths of teenage minors</p><p>Brief mentions of Confederate soldiers and slave owners</p><p></p><p>⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻⌻</p><p></p><p>Note: This broadcast was recovered on a microwave radiometer under the jurisdiction of The Silent Directive under Department F, section 1-3.</p>