<description>&lt;p&gt;Chapter 4 of 7 Candles&amp;nbsp;by&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;ElcieFord&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: &lt;a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/53924206/chapters/136491802" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;https://archiveofourown.org/works/53924206/chapters/136491802&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;Authors Summary:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;"Hermione's turning 30, but it just so happens a big wedding is overshadowing her birthday.!"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;Intro &amp;amp; Outro Music:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;Cover image uses photography from &lt;a href="https://www.instagram.com/adriscreationsphotography#" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;adriscreationsphotography&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Photo by adriana ramos: https://www.pexels.com/photo/elegant-30th-birthday-cake-with-candles-31283469/&lt;/p&gt;&lt;hr&gt;&lt;p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'&gt; Hosted on Acast. See &lt;a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'&gt;acast.com/privacy&lt;/a&gt; for more information.&lt;/p&gt;</description>

You Really Know How To Make An Entrance

Chapter 4 of 7 Candles&nbsp;by&nbsp;ElcieFord The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/53924206/chapters/136491802" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://archiveofourown.org/works/53924206/chapters/136491802</a> Authors Summary:"Hermione's turning 30, but it just so happens a big wedding is overshadowing her birthday.!" Intro &amp; Outro Music:"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Cover image uses photography from <a href="https://www.instagram.com/adriscreationsphotography#" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">adriscreationsphotography</a>Photo by adriana ramos: https://www.pexels.com/photo/elegant-30th-birthday-cake-with-candles-31283469/<hr> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

30 Candles - Chapter 4

<description>&lt;p&gt;Chapter 3 of 7 Candles&amp;nbsp;by&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;ElcieFord&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: &lt;a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/53924206/chapters/136491802" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;https://archiveofourown.org/works/53924206/chapters/136491802&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;Authors Summary:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;"Hermione's turning 30, but it just so happens a big wedding is overshadowing her birthday.!"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;Intro &amp;amp; Outro Music:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;Cover image uses photography from &lt;a href="https://www.instagram.com/adriscreationsphotography#" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;adriscreationsphotography&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Photo by adriana ramos: https://www.pexels.com/photo/elegant-30th-birthday-cake-with-candles-31283469/&lt;/p&gt;&lt;hr&gt;&lt;p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'&gt; Hosted on Acast. See &lt;a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'&gt;acast.com/privacy&lt;/a&gt; for more information.&lt;/p&gt;</description>

Notes, Tea, & Treacle Tarts

Chapter 3 of 7 Candles&nbsp;by&nbsp;ElcieFord The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/53924206/chapters/136491802" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://archiveofourown.org/works/53924206/chapters/136491802</a> Authors Summary:"Hermione's turning 30, but it just so happens a big wedding is overshadowing her birthday.!" Intro &amp; Outro Music:"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Cover image uses photography from <a href="https://www.instagram.com/adriscreationsphotography#" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">adriscreationsphotography</a>Photo by adriana ramos: https://www.pexels.com/photo/elegant-30th-birthday-cake-with-candles-31283469/<hr> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

30 Candles - Chapter 3

<description>&lt;p&gt;Chapter 2 of 7 Candles&amp;nbsp;by&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;ElcieFord&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: &lt;a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/53924206/chapters/136491802" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;https://archiveofourown.org/works/53924206/chapters/136491802&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;Authors Summary:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;"Hermione's turning 30, but it just so happens a big wedding is overshadowing her birthday.!"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;Intro &amp;amp; Outro Music:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;Cover image uses photography from &lt;a href="https://www.instagram.com/adriscreationsphotography#" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;adriscreationsphotography&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Photo by adriana ramos: https://www.pexels.com/photo/elegant-30th-birthday-cake-with-candles-31283469/&lt;/p&gt;&lt;hr&gt;&lt;p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'&gt; Hosted on Acast. See &lt;a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'&gt;acast.com/privacy&lt;/a&gt; for more information.&lt;/p&gt;</description>

Sh*te twice & die

Chapter 2 of 7 Candles&nbsp;by&nbsp;ElcieFord The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/53924206/chapters/136491802" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://archiveofourown.org/works/53924206/chapters/136491802</a> Authors Summary:"Hermione's turning 30, but it just so happens a big wedding is overshadowing her birthday.!" Intro &amp; Outro Music:"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Cover image uses photography from <a href="https://www.instagram.com/adriscreationsphotography#" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">adriscreationsphotography</a>Photo by adriana ramos: https://www.pexels.com/photo/elegant-30th-birthday-cake-with-candles-31283469/<hr> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

30 Candles - Chapter 2

<description>&lt;p&gt;Chapter 1 of 7 Candles&amp;nbsp;by&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;ElcieFord&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: &lt;a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/53924206/chapters/136491802" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;https://archiveofourown.org/works/53924206/chapters/136491802&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;Authors Summary:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;"Hermione's turning 30, but it just so happens a big wedding is overshadowing her birthday.!"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;Intro &amp;amp; Outro Music:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;Cover image uses photography from &lt;a href="https://www.instagram.com/adriscreationsphotography#" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;adriscreationsphotography&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Photo by adriana ramos: https://www.pexels.com/photo/elegant-30th-birthday-cake-with-candles-31283469/&lt;/p&gt;&lt;hr&gt;&lt;p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'&gt; Hosted on Acast. See &lt;a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'&gt;acast.com/privacy&lt;/a&gt; for more information.&lt;/p&gt;</description>

Not so sparkly

Chapter 1 of 7 Candles&nbsp;by&nbsp;ElcieFord The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/53924206/chapters/136491802" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://archiveofourown.org/works/53924206/chapters/136491802</a> Authors Summary:"Hermione's turning 30, but it just so happens a big wedding is overshadowing her birthday.!" Intro &amp; Outro Music:"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Cover image uses photography from <a href="https://www.instagram.com/adriscreationsphotography#" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">adriscreationsphotography</a>Photo by adriana ramos: https://www.pexels.com/photo/elegant-30th-birthday-cake-with-candles-31283469/<hr> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

30 Candles - Chapter 1

<description>&lt;p&gt;Chapter 30 of A Hard Row to Hoe&amp;nbsp;by&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;BlessdToaster&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: &lt;a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/55745104/chapters/141512941" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;https://archiveofourown.org/works/55745104/chapters/141512941&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;Authors Summary:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;"It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;Intro &amp;amp; Outro Music:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v&lt;/p&gt;&lt;hr&gt;&lt;p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'&gt; Hosted on Acast. See &lt;a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'&gt;acast.com/privacy&lt;/a&gt; for more information.&lt;/p&gt;</description>

and now that you don't have to be perfect, you can be good

Chapter 30 of A Hard Row to Hoe&nbsp;by&nbsp;BlessdToaster The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/55745104/chapters/141512941" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://archiveofourown.org/works/55745104/chapters/141512941</a> Authors Summary:"It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift. When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way. How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!" Intro &amp; Outro Music:"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v<hr> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

A Hard Row to Hoe - Chapter 30

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