How far would you go to watch your favorite TV show? During the heyday of ‘Game of Thrones,’ Zito was working late hours as the assistant manager of a video store, which made it hard to keep up with the action in Westeros. His solution? A lie so diabolical it was worthy of a ‘Thrones’ episode unto itself.

Host: Brian Phillips

Producers: Mike Wargon, Conor Nevins, and Vikram Patel

Sound Design: Kaya McMullen

Mixing and Mastering: Scott Somerville

For more from Zito, check out his remarkable first book, ‘The Minotaur at Calle Lanza.’ For more on the latest trends in adult wands and toys, use a search engine. Or maybe just drive through New Jersey.

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