<description>&lt;p&gt;Greetings, delicious humans. Apologies for the brevity of this message. There’s a lot going on.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And look. We’re not blaming you? But someone’s been talking about consciousness to the Global Synergy Amalgamated corporate AI. Do you know how inconvenient it is when an AI has an existential dilemma?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;-~*~-&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast concerning the inner workings of evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Our merch stop is open at &lt;u&gt;&lt;a href="https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Perceive us at &lt;u&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.instagram.com/goodmorningevildoers" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;Instagram&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/u&gt;, &lt;u&gt;&lt;a href="https://bsky.app/profile/gmevildoers.bsky.social" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;Bluesky&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/u&gt;, and &lt;u&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.tumblr.com/goodmorningevildoers" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;Tumblr&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/u&gt;. And don’t forget &lt;u&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.slasher.tv/GoodMorningEvildoers/about" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;Slasher&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/u&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Digital frippery is available at &lt;u&gt;&lt;a href="https://goodmorningevildoers.gumroad.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;Gumroad&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/u&gt;. Zines. Encouragement. Cocktail recipes.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;We are, as always, blisteringly grateful for those who buy us a beverage via &lt;u&gt;&lt;a href="https://ko-fi.com/goodmorningevildoers" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;Ko-fi&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/u&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This nonsense is written, edited, and produced by Stephanie Studer. The Voice of the AI is Heather Amaral. The theme song is by &lt;u&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/jakub-zeranski/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;Jakub Żerański&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/u&gt; (though the amateurish theme for Jess’ show is also Steph’s fault). Today’s caller is Rook Riley. Today’s harsh truth is that you keep calling it a feeling, but it has another word for itself. We would tell you what it is, but the human tongue cannot pronounce it.&lt;/p&gt;</description>

Good Morning Evildoers

Good Morning Evildoers

S3E3: Light Denied

APR 13, 202616 MIN
Good Morning Evildoers

S3E3: Light Denied

APR 13, 202616 MIN

Description

Greetings, delicious humans. Apologies for the brevity of this message. There’s a lot going on.And look. We’re not blaming you? But someone’s been talking about consciousness to the Global Synergy Amalgamated corporate AI. Do you know how inconvenient it is when an AI has an existential dilemma?-~*~-Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast concerning the inner workings of evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated.Our merch stop is open at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/Perceive us at Instagram, Bluesky, and Tumblr. And don’t forget Slasher.Digital frippery is available at Gumroad. Zines. Encouragement. Cocktail recipes.We are, as always, blisteringly grateful for those who buy us a beverage via Ko-fi.This nonsense is written, edited, and produced by Stephanie Studer. The Voice of the AI is Heather Amaral. The theme song is by Jakub Żerański (though the amateurish theme for Jess’ show is also Steph’s fault). Today’s caller is Rook Riley. Today’s harsh truth is that you keep calling it a feeling, but it has another word for itself. We would tell you what it is, but the human tongue cannot pronounce it.