<description>&lt;p&gt;Greetings, delicious humans. Everything is fine. You’re fine. We’re fine. Fine is fully and fairly distributed. No need to worry about anything at all. Global Synergy Amalgamated has everything under control.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In this episode, please enjoy the lilting tones of our increasingly-sentient AI, more internet radio, and Barb.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Also, those tiny footsteps are nothing to worry about. Honest. You can trust us.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;-~*~-&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly (more or less) comedy horror podcast concerning the inner workings of evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Our merch stop is open at &lt;u&gt;&lt;a href="https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Perceive us at &lt;u&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.instagram.com/goodmorningevildoers" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;Instagram&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/u&gt;, &lt;u&gt;&lt;a href="https://bsky.app/profile/gmevildoers.bsky.social" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;Bluesky&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/u&gt;, and &lt;u&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.tumblr.com/goodmorningevildoers" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;Tumblr&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/u&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Digital frippery is available at &lt;u&gt;&lt;a href="https://goodmorningevildoers.gumroad.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;Gumroad&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/u&gt;. Zines. Encouragement. Cocktail recipes!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;We are, as always, blisteringly grateful for those who buy us a beverage via &lt;u&gt;&lt;a href="https://ko-fi.com/goodmorningevildoers" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;Ko-fi&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/u&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This nonsense is written, edited, and produced by Stephanie Studer. The Voice of the AI is Heather Amaral. The theme song is by &lt;u&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/jakub-zeranski/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;Jakub Żerański&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/u&gt; (though the amateurish theme for Jess’ show is also Steph’s fault). Today’s caller is Becca Thomas. Today’s guttural cry is “uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh.”&lt;/p&gt;</description>

Good Morning Evildoers

Good Morning Evildoers

S3E4: My True Account

MAY 9, 202614 MIN
Good Morning Evildoers

S3E4: My True Account

MAY 9, 202614 MIN

Description

Greetings, delicious humans. Everything is fine. You’re fine. We’re fine. Fine is fully and fairly distributed. No need to worry about anything at all. Global Synergy Amalgamated has everything under control.In this episode, please enjoy the lilting tones of our increasingly-sentient AI, more internet radio, and Barb.Also, those tiny footsteps are nothing to worry about. Honest. You can trust us.-~*~-Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly (more or less) comedy horror podcast concerning the inner workings of evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated.Our merch stop is open at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/Perceive us at Instagram, Bluesky, and Tumblr.Digital frippery is available at Gumroad. Zines. Encouragement. Cocktail recipes!We are, as always, blisteringly grateful for those who buy us a beverage via Ko-fi.This nonsense is written, edited, and produced by Stephanie Studer. The Voice of the AI is Heather Amaral. The theme song is by Jakub Żerański (though the amateurish theme for Jess’ show is also Steph’s fault). Today’s caller is Becca Thomas. Today’s guttural cry is “uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh.”