This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠surfshark.com/fvh The year is 69BC (nice), Cleopatra is born. She will grow up to become the most famous woman in the world by weaponising her pum.    The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon   patreon.com/fintaylor Link to our merch here: ⁠fumblerooskiproductions.com/store⁠  Chapters: 00:00 - Long Road To Truss   04:28 - Decades of Inbreeding   09:40 - Keys In A Bowl Christmas   13:24 - Sixty Nine   19:45 - Horatio The Feminist   23:18 - Oh Come On Mate  27:11 - Post Coital Disgust  31:37 - The Taste of Royal Woman  34:56 - Puddle Of Cum  37:20 - Her Pum Is A Weapon  40:44 - DIY SOS  43:49 - I Live For The Week  48:53 - Ancient Jeremy Kyle   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices