<p><strong>🔪 Knife in the Dark | 🐒 Regrettably Watch </strong><em><strong>The Monkey</strong></em><strong> – Leaving us to wonder why the hell people are still making Stephen King-inspired movies.</strong> 😩</p><p><br /></p><p>In this episode, Joey, Murph, and guest Aaron attempt to sift through the monkey shit 💩 and struggle to figure out the plot of this film—is it a story about family 👨👩👧👦, revenge 🔥, a slapstick comedy 🤡, or did director Osgood Perkins make another movie about his daddy issues? </p><p><br /></p><p>The only thing we know for certain is we made Murph rent this movie for $20 💸—and that’s about the funniest thing about this movie that fails at being a horror-comedy in every sense of the word. 😒</p><p><br /></p><p>So, get ready to watch people explode 💥, a monkey bang on the drum all day 🥁🐒, and a bunch of other useless crap they had to throw into this film just to stretch a 34-page story into a full-length snoozefest. A film that Stephen King himself endorsed—because that guy will put his name on <em>everything</em>. 📛</p><p><br /></p><p>#KnifeInTheDark #TheMonkey #StephenKing #HorrorMovieFail #PodcastLife #BadMovies #WhyDidWeWatchThis #RIPMurphs20Bucks #MonkeyBusiness 🎬🔥</p><p><br /></p><p>https://horrorfacts.com - https://knifeinthedark.com</p>
