<p>Diarrhea frequencies, the $1.776B Anti-Weaponization slush fund, Kash Patel snorkeling at Pearl Harbor, Congress insider trading on $174K salaries, Luigi Mangione’s gun evidence, the Epstein list’s most embarrassing entries, and whether a new pandemic would actually fix voter turnout. Brooklyn joins, and Dingo updates the soundboard he absolutely should not have.</p>