Button Boys

We've all had one of those days: just missing the bus, stepping in a deep puddle, pissing ourselves a little bit. But none of us have had the kinds of days that gaming protagonists routinely face. From severed limbs to shipwrecks, we subject our digital avatars to the worst possible experiences. This week the Boys discuss the absolute worst of it. Crawling through sewers, being flayed alive, catching TB or living under a tyrannical Sims player. All bad stuff, but who has it the worst? Before that, though, we catch up on what the Boys have been playing. Sarah's finally catching up on a sequel in one of their favourite franchises, Pierre's finding he's not getting the same hit from a cosy classic and Glenn's mildly underwhelmed but not surprised by an emerging sequel. To follow along with the Button Boys outside the podcast: Thanks again to all those who came to Button Boys Live at Leicester Square Theatre. If you missed it, we're doing another live date on October 15th in Balham at the Cheerful Earful festival. Link below! ⁠⁠⁠Cheerful Earful Festival Live Show⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Pierre⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Sarah⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Glenn⁠ If you can't get enough Button Boys content, head over to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, where you can find our weekly Hidden Cache bonus episode featuring more gripes, game recommendations and our Heavy Rain playthrough, and Player 4, where we interview a different comedian every month about their gaming lives. Follow along with the Button Boys on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for highlights, behind-the-scenes content and future podcast announcements. Games Mentioned in this week's episode: Dredge Outlast Marvel's Spider-Man Marvel's Spider-Man 2 Baldur's Gate 3 Alan Wake II Starfield Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales Dorfromantik 007 First Light Indiana Jones and the Great Circle HITMAN World of Assassination GoldenEye 007 Marvel's Wolverine Big Walk Split Fiction Star Wars: Galactic Racer Gears of War: E-Day The Last of Us Counter-Strike Silent Hill: Townfall Clive Barker's Hellraiser: Revival Resident Evil 7: Biohazard Dead Space 2 DOOM Age of Empires Kingdom Come: Deliverance Resident Evil 2 Resident Evil Requiem Papers, Please INSIDE The Sims Red Dead Redemption 2 The Drifter Dark Souls Luigi's Mansion Bloodborne Heavy Rain Angry Birds Little Nightmares Tomb Raider Rise of the Tomb Raider PAC-MAN Produced and edited by Ben Drayton Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Much like side streets, side arms, side tables, side dishes and sidemen, can provoke surprisingly strong feelings. This week we're going off the beaten track, ignoring the main objective and tackling the good, the bad and the ugly of secondary storylines. We've got drunken foolery, farting pigs and complete letdowns. But enough about the hosts, on with the podcast! As always, the Boys catch up on what they've been playing this week. Glenn's leaning into spooky season with not only a horrifyingly nostalgic trip to the Scottish Isles but also a video game-themed trip to the cinema. Meanwhile, Sarah's throwing tradition to the wind as they discuss a game they're planning on playing which is like "Breath of the Wild, but good". To follow along with the Button Boys outside the podcast: Thanks again to all those who came to Button Boys Live at Leicester Square Theatre. If you missed it, we're doing another live date on October 15th in Balham at the Cheerful Earful festival. Link below! ⁠⁠Cheerful Earful Festival Live Show⁠ ⁠⁠Pierre⁠ ⁠⁠Sarah⁠ ⁠⁠Glenn⁠ If you can't get enough Button Boys content, head over to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, where you can find our weekly Hidden Cache bonus episode featuring more gripes, game recommendations and our Heavy Rain playthrough, and Player 4, where we interview a different comedian every month about their gaming lives. Follow along with the Button Boys on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for highlights, behind-the-scenes content and future podcast announcements. Games Mentioned in this week's episode: Immortals Fenyx Rising The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Dead Space 2 SILENT HILL: Townfall P.T. Observation Stories Untold Alien: Isolation Visage MADiSON The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Shadow of the Colossus Onimusha: Way of the Sword Ghost of Tsushima Cyberpunk 2077 Dark Souls God of War Red Dead Redemption 2 Grand Theft Auto IV The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt Horizon Zero Dawn Yakuza: Like a Dragon Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth Animal Crossing Assassin's Creed II Dredge Mass Effect 2 Baldur's Gate 3 Pokémon Red Version Pokémon Blue Version The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom Grand Theft Auto V Split Fiction Orbitals Hitman World of Assassination Indiana Jones and the Great Circle LittleBigPlanet 3 Produced and edited by Ben Drayton Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week the Boys try to settle the debate raging across the country: which historical or futuristic period makes the best setting for a game? From early symbolic thought through to space travel across the outer reaches of the universe, gaming covers every era, but which one suits it best? Before all that, we check in on Glenn to see how he's dealing with the social media backlash to his Crimson Desert comments and discuss perhaps the most impressive listener contribution to date: a functioning version of Pierre's Commander Sexy pitch. Links below. Pierre continues his quest to get to the bottom of the sandpit, Glenn asks the big questions about The Sims and Sarah attempts to breed on a scale even Elon Musk would be jealous of. Commander Sexy Dev Log - Sam Kennard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiV23COOrpo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEhOa6tONkg To follow along with the Button Boys outside the podcast: Thanks again to all those who came to Button Boys Live at Leicester Square Theatre. If you missed it, we're doing another live date on October 15th in Balham at the Cheerful Earful festival. Link below! ⁠⁠Cheerful Earful Festival Live Show⁠ ⁠⁠Pierre⁠ ⁠⁠Sarah⁠ ⁠⁠Glenn⁠ If you can't get enough Button Boys content, head over to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, where you can find our weekly Hidden Cache bonus episode featuring more gripes, game recommendations and our Heavy Rain playthrough, and Player 4, where we interview a different comedian every month about their gaming lives. Follow along with the Button Boys on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for highlights, behind-the-scenes content and future podcast announcements. Games Mentioned in this week's episode: Crimson Desert Sandustry Heavy Rain A Game About Digging A Hole Factorio Age of Empires II: The Age of Kings The Sims Lemmings Helldivers Mewgenics The Binding of Isaac Overcooked! Into the Breach This War of Mine Wildermyth Cult of the Lamb Minesweeper Silent Hill: Townfall Everybody's Gone to the Rapture Atomfall Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception 007 First Light The Getaway Onimusha 2: Samurai's Destiny Ghost of Tsushima Ghost of Yōtei Shogun: Total War Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth Like a Dragon: Ishin! Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Life is Strange Mixtape Lost Records: Bloom & Rage Lake Grand Theft Auto VI Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Bloodborne Assassin's Creed Syndicate The Sinking City The Sinking City 2 The Sexy Brutale Dishonored Cossacks The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim The Witcher The Blood of Dawnwalker Immortality BioShock Alone in the Dark Assassin's Creed Odyssey Kingdom Come: Deliverance Red Dead Redemption Red Dead Redemption 2 Crusader Kings Forge of Empires Produced and edited by Ben Drayton Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week's topic is all about the maggot in the apple, the flaw in the diamond, the suspicious stain on the clean-smelling underwear. That's right, it's the parts of otherwise great games that we hate. Disgusting sound effects, tedious intros, impossible tasks and unfamiliar mechanics have all weaselled their way in to the Boys' all-time favourites. But before that, they catch up on what they've been up to this week. Sarah's been developing a nepotistic empire, Glenn's teamed up for a puzzling hike and Pierre's losing himself to one of the most satisfying games he's ever played. Thanks again to all those who came to Button Boys Live at Leicester Square Theatre. If you missed it, we're doing another live date on October 15th in Balham at the Cheerful Earful festival. Link below! ⁠Cheerful Earful Festival Live Show ⁠Pierre ⁠Sarah ⁠Glenn If you can't get enough Button Boys content, head over to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, where you can find our weekly Hidden Cache bonus episode featuring more gripes, game recommendations and our Heavy Rain playthrough, and Player 4, where we interview a different comedian every month about their gaming lives. Follow along with the Button Boys on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for highlights, behind-the-scenes content and future podcast announcements. Games Mentioned in this week's episode: Kynseed Stardew Valley Crusader Kings Mewgenics The Occultist Darkwood Split Fiction Big Walk Untitled Goose Game Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 Age of Empires II: The Age of Kings Heavy Rain Sandustry Dorfromantik Factorio A Game About Digging A Hole Star Fox 007 First Light Marvel's Wolverine Princess Peach: Showtime! Yoshi and the Mysterious Book Super Mario Bros. Wonder It Takes Two Blue Prince Red Dead Redemption 2 The Simpsons: Hit & Run Grand Theft Auto III Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas The Blood of Dawnwalker The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Alien: Isolation A Quiet Place: The Road Ahead Fortnite Total War: Warhammer Uncharted 4: A Thief's End Produced and edited by Ben Drayton Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

If you missed out on the first ever Button Boys LIVE, don't worry, we remembered to record it! This week, the Boys had to pitch their worst-ever game ideas to an audience at Leicester Square Theatre. After a few minor technical hitches, Sarah came straight out of the gates with an avian-themed game for the gerontophiles among us, Pierre set out his vision for a drone-controlled dating sim and Glenn's idea... well, I think you need to hear it for yourself. But before all that, they catch up on what they've been up to, with Glenn playing a nephew game, Sarah trying to lower expectations with the latest Marvel game and Pierre returning 18th-century warfare with the Swedes in his sights. To follow along with the Button Boys outside the podcast: ⁠Cheerful Earful Festival Live Show ⁠Pierre ⁠Sarah ⁠Glenn If you can't get enough Button Boys content, head over to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, where you can find our weekly Hidden Cache bonus episode featuring more gripes, game recommendations and our Heavy Rain playthrough, and Player 4, where we interview a different comedian every month about their gaming lives. Follow along with the Button Boys on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for highlights, behind-the-scenes content and future podcast announcements. Games Mentioned in this week's episode: Heavy Rain Master of Command Empire: Total War Marvel's Wolverine Dynasty Warriors The Blood of Dawnwalker CONTROL Resonant Crimson Desert The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt Inside LittleBigPlanet Octodad Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy QWOP Streets of Rage Metal Gear Solid Half-Life: Alyx Planet Coaster RollerCoaster Tycoon GoldenEye 007 Gran Turismo Dark Souls Assassin's Creed II Resident Evil 2 Until Dawn Produced and edited by Ben Drayton Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices