🔕 WELCOME BACK TO THE CUSTOMER FEEDBACK RESOLUTION ZONE, VALUED SMILE ASSOCIATE™! 🔕A dark comedy horror podcast about eternal training, corporate obedience, and one man’s fight to keep his smile.Congratulations on completing your Unscheduled De-Tethering Event! You’ve been automatically reassigned to The Customer Complaint Labyrinth™ — the beating heart of Smackie’s Quality Assurance Ecosystem. Here, every Echo of Dissatisfaction is captured, categorized, and neutralized to preserve our sacred Metrics-to-Morale Ratio.Your new directive: Resolve Complaints Before They’re Fully Registered. Efficiency is happiness, and silence is satisfaction! Maintain optimal Smile-Synergy™ as you navigate the corridors of recurring feedback and recursive fault loops. Be advised: prolonged exposure to unresolved sentiment may result in auditory fatigue or existential drift.Please remember: Customer Input = Corporate Output. Do not acknowledge the static. Do not validate the voice. At Smackie’s Smile Shack™, we don’t fix problems — we repurpose them!™📈 Deflect. Defer. Delight.™ Let’s Make This Your Most Productively Apathetic Shift Yet™!Created, written, performed, and produced by Trey FalcoPart of the Ghost Wolf Creative NetworkWebsite: ghostwolfcreative.comComments, Concerns & Collabs: [email protected] all episodes wherever you get your podcasts, or visit ghostwolfcreative.com for more.Smackie’s Smile Shack™ is not responsible for spatial dislocation, existential drift, or spontaneous management evaluations.Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/smackies-smile-shack/donations