<p>From bad poetry and papyrus to candles and boar, give the gifts any Roman would love to receive with our Ultimate Saturnalia Gift Guide! (Cue the air horns.)</p><p></p><p>In this special episode, a carved doll has combed the ancient literature to bring you timeless gift advice for the holiday season. Io Saturnalia!</p><p></p><p>For a listening guide filled with Roman-inspired DIY gifts, images, and more, visit <a href="www.getty.edu/podcasts/if-objects-could-talk/">getty.edu/podcasts/if-objects-could-talk/</a>.</p>