The Missi & Brooke Show

<p>Brooke reveals how beavers could someday destroy her marriage. Missi wants everyday to be Halloween so she can dress like a slut. Also, Brooke demands the medical license of Missi's gynecologist be revoked for having terrible music on hold.</p><p></p><p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://rss.com/podcasts/missi-and-brooke-show"><strong>Website!</strong></a></p><p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/themissiandbrookeshow/"><strong>Follow the show on Instagram!</strong></a></p><p>Stalk us on Instagram! <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/missipyle/"><strong>Missi</strong></a> &amp;<a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/therealreviewrevue/"> <strong>Brooke</strong></a></p><p>Theme song written and performed by<a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://zachselwyn.com/"> <strong>Zach Selwyn</strong></a>.</p><p>Produced by <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/stereovine/"><strong>Bradley Whiteside</strong></a> at <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.stereovine.net"><strong>Stereovine Production</strong></a><strong>.</strong></p>

<p>Missi is depressed, Brooke won't stop bragging about going to Europe, and Sara Rue is good at pickle ball. Also, Brooke calls Kleenex and they decide to sponsor us for $10 million an episode. Jenevieve comes back to read our tarot cards and Zooey has a surprise for everyone so please listen immediately!</p><p></p><p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://rss.com/podcasts/missi-and-brooke-show">Website!</a></p><p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/themissiandbrookeshow/">Follow the show on Instagram!</a></p><p>Stalk us on Instagram!</p><p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/missipyle/">Missi</a> &amp; <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/therealreviewrevue/">Brooke</a></p><p></p><p>Theme song written and performed by <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://zachselwyn.com/">Zach Selwyn</a>.</p><p>Produced by <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/stereovine/">Bradley Whiteside</a> at <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.stereovine.net">Stereovine Production</a>.</p>

<p>A jet lagged Brooke is back from her (picture-less) European vacation with harrowing tales of airline veal stew. Missi processes being passed on a role for another actress and shares candid advice from her manager regarding "marketing value". If you've ever wondered about the meaning of the phrase "Heavens to Betsy" then you are in luck because the code has been CRACKED! Will this three-legged chair make it through the entire episode?</p><p>HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TOBY!</p><p></p><p>p.s. Please fill the inbox with questions and/or your most memorable Diet Coke experience.</p><p></p><p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://rss.com/podcasts/missi-and-brooke-show">Website!</a></p><p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/themissiandbrookeshow/">Follow the show on Instagram!</a></p><p>Stalk us on Instagram!</p><p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/missipyle/">Missi</a> &amp; <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/therealreviewrevue/">Brooke</a></p><p></p><p>Theme song written and performed by <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://zachselwyn.com/">Zach Selwyn</a>.</p><p>Produced by <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/stereovine/">Bradley Whiteside</a> aka "Ryan" at <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.stereovine.net">Stereovine Production</a>.</p>

<p>In this episode you get to meet our producer, Bradley, who Brooke believes looks exactly like Ryan Gosling. She becomes obsessed with his dog, Corabelle, while Missi spends a LOT of time explaining Black Mirror plot, and then Brooke reminisces about her unrelated, unrequited love for Colombo.</p><p></p><p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://rss.com/podcasts/missi-and-brooke-show">Website!</a></p><p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/themissiandbrookeshow/">Follow the show on Instagram!</a></p><p>Stalk us on Instagram!</p><p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/missipyle/">Missi</a> &amp; <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/therealreviewrevue/">Brooke</a></p><p></p><p>Theme song written and performed by <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://zachselwyn.com/">Zach Selwyn</a>.</p><p>Produced by <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/stereovine/">Bradley Whiteside</a> at <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.stereovine.net">Stereovine Production</a>.</p>

<p>In this episode, Brooke yells a LOT and gets advice from Missi on meditating with YouTube and how to “book” her ‘Even Younger Frankenstein’ audition, which she DOES NOT TAKE! Also Missi shares her heartfelt thoughts on the very important American Tradition of watching football and drinking beer.</p><p>Bradley says this is a “really good episode, it just takes 10 minutes to get it out there!” WELL, YOU ARE WELCOME! If you can’t rough it and decide to pursue other options, may I suggest drinking beer and watching football? P.S. PLEASE EMAIL US YOUR BURNING QUESTIONS at <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:[email protected]">[email protected]</a>!</p><p></p><p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://rss.com/podcasts/missi-and-brooke-show">Website!</a></p><p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/themissiandbrookeshow/">Follow the show on Instagram!</a></p><p>Stalk us on Instagram!</p><p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/missipyle/">Missi</a> &amp; <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/therealreviewrevue/">Brooke</a></p><p></p><p>Theme song written and performed by <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://zachselwyn.com/">Zach Selwyn</a>.</p><p>Produced by <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/stereovine/">Bradley Whiteside</a> at <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.stereovine.net">Stereovine Production</a>.</p>