<p>In this episode I'll be tearing into these news stories: Tales From Relatives in the Afterlife, Toddler Deaths From Above-ground Pools or Bad Parenting?, Tom Hanks Enjoys The 'Easy Anonymity' of Subway Travel. And, as always, I'll also be delving into the Big 3: Asinine Quote of the Week, Why is This Newsworthy? and The Self-cleaning Oven. Let’s go!</p>