<description>&lt;p&gt;The Forever Wake (Part 1)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A few days after returning from Spars Hollow, our agents have been brought back to Wight's Tavern, to be inducted as full members and Official Knuckles of the OSNA.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Bad Articles is created by &lt;a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/scruffygoldfish/"&gt;JR McCormick&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/krumholtz.stiltzkin/"&gt;Aidan Kelly&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Editing and Sound Design by &lt;a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/clarkphillips88/"&gt;Clark Phillips&lt;/a&gt;, with additional SFX &amp;amp; voices by Conleth McVeigh.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Starring:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/pmeier747/"&gt;Patrick Meier&lt;/a&gt; as Dolan Gibbons&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/lauconlon/"&gt;Laura Conlon&lt;/a&gt; as Maddie Murphy&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/snakesinacoat/"&gt;Niall McKenna&lt;/a&gt; as Gideon Hubble&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/conlethmcveigh/"&gt;Conleth McVeigh&lt;/a&gt; as Clarry Postman, The Milkman&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/scruffygoldfish/"&gt;JR McCormick&lt;/a&gt; &amp;amp; &lt;a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/krumholtz.stiltzkin/"&gt;Aidan Kelly&lt;/a&gt; as everyone else.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Join our &lt;a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://discord.gg/n7A7x6yGA6"&gt;Discord server&lt;/a&gt; to chat with fellow fans of the show, as well as the cast &amp;amp; crew! This is where we host things like listening parties for each article, and is the first place news about the show is shared.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;For Behind-the-scenes content and more info on the show follow our socials:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/krumholtz.stiltzkin/"&gt;Instagram&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://bsky.app/profile/thebadarticles.bsky.social"&gt;Bluesky&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.youtube.com/@thebadarticles"&gt;Youtube&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you'd like to contribute to the show to help keep the lights on and the improvisers warm, feel free to &lt;a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://ko-fi.com/thebadarticles"&gt;donate at our Ko-Fi&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You can find all of these on our &lt;a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://linktr.ee/thebadarticles"&gt;Linktree&lt;/a&gt; as well.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Bad Articles is produced by &lt;a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.felbrynstudios.com"&gt;Felbryn Studios&lt;/a&gt; in Belfast, Northern Ireland.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;OUR RULES&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Our system is simple. Characters have 17 skills, each starting at 20% (a basic human-level chance to succeed).&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Players get 10 "pips" which they can assign to boost skills of their choosing. Each pip adds +20% to their window of success, with a maximum of 3 additional PIPs per skill (success window is capped at 80%).&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;To do something, players roll a d100. If they roll equal to or under their skill level, they succeed.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;DISCLAIMERS&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;All characters, events, and organisations in The Bad Articles are entirely fictional.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;No AI has been used in the creation of the show.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;CONTENT WARNINGS&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Death, violence, language, mild horror elements and light gore SFX.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Listener discretion is advised, especially for those sensitive to depictions or sounds of injury (misophonia).&lt;/p&gt;</description>

The Bad Articles

Felbryn Studios

S2E1 Name is Name, Cow is Cow

FEB 23, 202643 MIN
The Bad Articles

S2E1 Name is Name, Cow is Cow

FEB 23, 202643 MIN

Description

<p>The Forever Wake (Part 1)</p><p>A few days after returning from Spars Hollow, our agents have been brought back to Wight's Tavern, to be inducted as full members and Official Knuckles of the OSNA.</p><p></p><p>The Bad Articles is created by <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/scruffygoldfish/">JR McCormick</a> and <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/krumholtz.stiltzkin/">Aidan Kelly</a>.</p><p>Editing and Sound Design by <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/clarkphillips88/">Clark Phillips</a>, with additional SFX &amp; voices by Conleth McVeigh.</p><p></p><p>Starring:</p><p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/pmeier747/">Patrick Meier</a> as Dolan Gibbons</p><p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/lauconlon/">Laura Conlon</a> as Maddie Murphy</p><p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/snakesinacoat/">Niall McKenna</a> as Gideon Hubble</p><p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/conlethmcveigh/">Conleth McVeigh</a> as Clarry Postman, The Milkman</p><p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/scruffygoldfish/">JR McCormick</a> &amp; <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/krumholtz.stiltzkin/">Aidan Kelly</a> as everyone else.</p><p></p><p>Join our <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://discord.gg/n7A7x6yGA6">Discord server</a> to chat with fellow fans of the show, as well as the cast &amp; crew! This is where we host things like listening parties for each article, and is the first place news about the show is shared.</p><p>For Behind-the-scenes content and more info on the show follow our socials:</p><p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/krumholtz.stiltzkin/">Instagram</a>, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://bsky.app/profile/thebadarticles.bsky.social">Bluesky</a>, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.youtube.com/@thebadarticles">Youtube</a></p><p>If you'd like to contribute to the show to help keep the lights on and the improvisers warm, feel free to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://ko-fi.com/thebadarticles">donate at our Ko-Fi</a></p><p>You can find all of these on our <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://linktr.ee/thebadarticles">Linktree</a> as well.</p><p></p><p>The Bad Articles is produced by <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.felbrynstudios.com">Felbryn Studios</a> in Belfast, Northern Ireland.</p><p>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>OUR RULES</p><p>Our system is simple. Characters have 17 skills, each starting at 20% (a basic human-level chance to succeed).</p><p>Players get 10 "pips" which they can assign to boost skills of their choosing. Each pip adds +20% to their window of success, with a maximum of 3 additional PIPs per skill (success window is capped at 80%).</p><p>To do something, players roll a d100. If they roll equal to or under their skill level, they succeed.</p><p></p><p>DISCLAIMERS</p><p>All characters, events, and organisations in The Bad Articles are entirely fictional.</p><p>No AI has been used in the creation of the show.</p><p></p><p>CONTENT WARNINGS</p><p>Death, violence, language, mild horror elements and light gore SFX.</p><p>Listener discretion is advised, especially for those sensitive to depictions or sounds of injury (misophonia).</p>