<p>KP Parker and Matt Bragg wander through a perfume shop full of strange scents, questionable purchases, and one surprisingly charming bad portrait.</p><br><p>What You’ll Hear:</p><br><p>Perfume Notes and Hot Dog Water: KP discovers a scent shop selling everything from “old library” to “holy water” to a perfume that somehow smells exactly like grilled hot dogs. Matt remains deeply, deeply skeptical.</p><br><p>The Art of Doing Things Badly: A street artist offering intentionally bad portraits sparks a conversation about charming imperfections, creative confidence, and whether honesty is the best sales tactic.</p><br><p>Pilgrimages and Party Grandmas: Matt shares a story about escorting elderly Irish women on a religious trip that somehow turned into the most chaotic weekend of his teenage years.</p><br><p>CHAPTERS</p><p>00:00 Ophelia audio drama intro</p><p>01:00 Exploring downtown LA</p><p>02:05 The perfume oddities shelf</p><p>04:15 Holy water and old library scents</p><p>06:10 The hot dog perfume reveal</p><p>08:15 Matt’s Lourdes pilgrimage story</p><p>11:05 Getting drunk with Irish grandmas</p><p>13:45 The intentionally bad portrait artist</p><p>17:05 Poems for five dollars</p><p>20:45 The scam app discussion begins</p><p>For the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at <a href="https://open.acast.com/networks/6903aa8095ee8b18150a6546/shows/690506f33906f8011ad09a86/hatch.co" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hatch.co</a>. Follow us on TikTok<a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@hatchpodcasts" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> @hatchpodcasts</a> and<a href="https://www.youtube.com/@hatchforsleep/shorts" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> YouTube</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>