Send us Fan Mail Case File #003: Subject employs Control & Remediation for a domestic mold issue. Post-remediation behavioral anomalies observed in household members.  Initial contact occurred via unsolicited door-to-door inspection.  Be advised: Representatives from Control & Remediation have been linked to multiple assimilation events. Deny entry under all circumstances.  Assimilation attempts reported in sectors: [REDACTED]  New case files released typically eve...

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Knock Knock — You've Got Signs of Contamination. Mind If We Come In? | The Absurd Files #003

FEB 20, 202631 MIN
The Absurd Files

Knock Knock — You've Got Signs of Contamination. Mind If We Come In? | The Absurd Files #003

FEB 20, 202631 MIN

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Send us Fan MailCase File #003: Subject employs Control & Remediation for a domestic mold issue. Post-remediation behavioral anomalies observed in household members. Initial contact occurred via unsolicited door-to-door inspection. Be advised: Representatives from Control & Remediation have been linked to multiple assimilation events. Deny entry under all circumstances. Assimilation attempts reported in sectors: [REDACTED] New case files released typically every other Friday at noon PST. Subscribe for additional materials from the Department of Paradoxical Incidents. 🎥 Watch on YouTube: youtube.com/@TheAbsurdFiles-SC📱 TikTok: tiktok.com/@theabsurdfiles_sc