<p>Three versions of Alan arrive to explain, with great conviction, why a trash can is exactly where it should be — and none of their reasoning quite holds up.</p><p>Learn more and join the conversation: <a href="https://www.universityofthesurreal.com/">⁠⁠https://www.universityofthesurreal.com⁠</a></p><p>Written and narrated by Melanie Ho (<a href="https://www.melanieho.com" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">https://www.melanieho.com</a>)</p><p>Background Music: Wild Soul by Reveille</p><p><strong>University of the Surreal is a serialized fiction podcast best listened to in order. </strong>This is Episode 7 of Season One: Office of the President.</p>