The Third-Rock Theatre of the Air

And now, a special look at Mike’s good old days back on Earth. Featuring Edgar Allan Poe’s “The Tell-Tale Heart.” Also, the co-creators of The Third-Rock Theatre of the Air! Please subscribe, rate, and comment on your podcast software of choice. It really does make a difference in spreading our show to new, impressionable ears. And, if you’re enjoying our show and want to support us more directly, buy us a coffee here! (https://ko-fi.com/thirdrocktheatre) Content Warnings: Stalking Murder Violence Dismemberment Mentions of insanity SFX: increasing heart rate SFX: distorted static & voices, brief high frequencies, rumbling Created and distributed by Sword & Sigil Productions LLC. Logo art by J. Michael Beckett (voicebymichaelbeckett.wordpress.com) This episode was conceived, developed, and constructed by human intelligence only. This work is openly licensed via CC BY-NC-SA 4.0.

The Third-Rock Theatre receives a surprise transmission from the long-lost comet Dioskouros! Featuring a splitting headache and the worst parts of ourselves. Also, we should probably talk about what happened last episode... Please subscribe, rate, and comment on your podcast software of choice. It really does make a difference in spreading our show to new, impressionable ears. And, if you’re enjoying our show and want to support us more directly, buy us a coffee here! (https://ko-fi.com/thirdrocktheatre) Content Warnings: Acute Radiation Poisoning Electrocution Screaming Stalking SFX: distorted static & voices, brief high frequencies, rumbling Tonight’s Featured Presentation was The Squirez: INSTAGRAM: @thesquirez SPOTIFY, APPLE MUSIC, & BANDCAMP: The Squirez Created and distributed by Sword & Sigil Productions LLC. This episode was conceived, developed, and constructed by human intelligence only. Logo art by J. Michael Beckett (voicebymichaelbeckett.wordpress.com) This work is openly licensed via CC BY-NC-SA 4.0.

On a very special episode of our show, tonight's featured guest is... you! Featuring a voice inside your head and a stranger following right behind you. Also, No-Hands Nemo: The Amazing Juggling Tapeworm. Please subscribe, rate, and comment on your podcast software of choice. It really does make a difference in spreading our show to new, impressionable ears. And, if you’re enjoying our show and want to support us more directly, buy us a coffee here! (https://ko-fi.com/thirdrocktheatre) Content Warnings: Stage Fright Alien Abduction Explicit Language Violence & Murder SFX: distorted static & voices, brief high frequencies, rumbling Created and distributed by Sword & Sigil Productions LLC. This episode was conceived, developed, and constructed by human intelligence only. Logo art by J. Michael Beckett (voicebymichaelbeckett.wordpress.com) This work is openly licensed via CC BY-NC-SA 4.0.

The latest test of the Third-Rock Theatre’s proprietary cloning array. Featuring Abraham Lincoln, Abraham Lincoln, Abraham Lincoln, Abraham Lincoln, and Abraham Lincoln. Also, Abraham Lincoln. Please subscribe, rate, and comment on your podcast software of choice. It really does make a difference in spreading our show to new, impressionable ears. And, if you’re enjoying our show and want to support us more directly, buy us a coffee here! (https://ko-fi.com/thirdrocktheatre) Content Warnings: Body Horror Human Livestock Mentions of Drowning Screaming Explicit Language Chekhov's Gunfire SFX: distorted static & voices, brief high frequencies, rumbling Created and distributed by Sword & Sigil Productions LLC. Logo art by J. Michael Beckett (voicebymichaelbeckett.wordpress.com) This episode was conceived, developed, and constructed by human intelligence only. This work is openly licensed via CC BY-NC-SA 4.0.

Mac’s first day as station intern. Featuring a special presentation from our friends at Synistek, a 25-kiloton hack, and the heart-warming story of an ass-piring musical prodigy. Also, [REDACTED]. Please subscribe, rate, and comment on your podcast software of choice. It really does make a difference in spreading our show to new, impressionable ears. And, if you’re enjoying our show and want to support us more directly, buy us a coffee here! (https://ko-fi.com/thirdrocktheatre) Content Warnings: Donkey CPR Escalating Arguments Imminent Explosions Insects and Infestation Minor Robotic Bigotry Screaming Explicit Language SFX: distorted static & voices, insect buzzing, brief high frequencies, rumbling Created and distributed by Sword & Sigil Productions LLC. This episode was conceived, developed, and constructed by human intelligence only. Logo art by J. Michael Beckett (voicebymichaelbeckett.wordpress.com) This work is openly licensed via CC BY-NC-SA 4.0.