<p>It's good to be here in Sioux City; my best fans are here in the city of the Siouxes.<br><br></p><p><em>What? Oh.<br></em><br></p><p>As I was saying, I love Omaha. Omaha is, they tell me, an Indian word for the land of the Omahs. And apparently they laughed a lot . . . they laughed a lot. But not like Comrade Kamabala Biden, who should not laugh ever again. <em>So annoying.</em> So annoying.<br><br></p><p>And how about that <strong><em>3 Chords &amp; the Truth </em></strong>on the computer machine . . . or on your smartphone? Great music on the show, but a very poor host -- very biased. And what is a Mighty Foovog?<br><br></p><p>Mighty Foovog. It sounds like something I caught when I was going through my own personal Vietnam in the '70s; it took two or three Shots in the Ass -- I had a very good doctor then, very quick to give you an Ass Shot. His Ass Shots didn't hurt as much as they could have . . . Ass Shots can be so painful, <em>so painful.<br></em><br></p><p><strong>BUT THE</strong> Shots in the Ass got me back in the battle. I prefer the battles where if things go bad -- but things don't go bad for me, only if people are being very unfair. Things can go <em>so bad</em> when the fake news and all the haters are being so unfair. I preferred the Vietnam where you sometimes had to get a Shot in the Ass instead of getting shot in the face. Or getting shot in the chest.<br><br></p><p>Both very bad. I don't understand why you'd want to volunteer to get shot in the face. Faces are very important. I saw a guy once try to eat a hamburder without a face -- he didn't have the face . . . can hamburders have a face? That's a question for some of the great minds in this country to work on. Very big Question.<br><br></p><p>He couldn't eat the Mickey D's because if you don't have a face, you don't have a mouth.<br><br></p><p>Now that thing they call <strong>the </strong><strong><em>Big Show </em></strong>would be a lot better if that very unfair host didn't have a mouth. Just play the music and keep quiet -- <em>shut up and spin the tunes, I say.</em> But he has some great music on there if you can get past his Being a Communist. <em>Very biased, very unfair.<br></em><br></p><p><strong>I LIKE</strong> music. Music is good to play when you're doing battle in your own personal Vietnam.<br><br>Did you ever notice that they generally play very poor music in the doctor's office when you're in there for a Shot in the Ass? <em>Very poor music. </em>But what can you expect from all the Commie Musicians out there?<br><br>You've been a very wonderful crowd. They're telling me I have to wrap this up because we're running behind schedule, and I have to be in Omaha in a couple of hours. But you just stick around, <strong><em>listen to the tunes</em></strong>. Some very excellent tunes today, so I am told.<br><br></p><p>One more thing, and then I'm ditching this burg. . . .<br><br></p><p>It's <em>3 Chords &amp; the Truth</em>, y'all. <strong><em>Be there. </em></strong>Aloha.<br><br></p>