<p>Well, at least we don't have little messages before the late news saying "It's 10 p.m. Do you know where your cats and dogs are?"<br><br></p><p><em>Yet</em>.<br><br></p><p>Every damn week for the last nine years or so, whenever I'm confronted with writing another little missive for another episode of <strong><em>3 Chords &amp; the Truth</em></strong>, I have to think of something to say amid the crazy. And You Know Who has prompted the fruitiest of the Fruit Loops in America today.<br><br></p><p>Now, it's <em>"They're eating the cats. They're eating the dogs." </em>You Know Who floated that bit of crazy during the presidential debate, no less.<br><br></p><p>What in the <em>Wide World of Sports</em> is your average, marginally sane person supposed to do with <em>that</em> level of bat shit?<br><br></p><p>To maintain <em>my</em> marginal level of sanity, I make merciless fun of it. So we're breaking a bubbling-under the Top 40 future smash hit on <strong>the </strong><strong><em>Big Show</em></strong> this week. It, unsurprisingly, is from that unfathomably popular group, The DJT Music Explosion.<br><br></p><p>They're exploding <em>something</em>, all right.<br><br></p><p>Let's just hope it doesn't end up being the United States of America.<br><br></p><p>That said, insert the usual description of the awesomeness of this week's show, because that generally doesn't change a whit.<br><br></p><p>It's <em>3 Chords &amp; the Truth</em>, y'all. <strong><em>Be there.</em></strong> Aloha.</p>