Alone in the Dark - DVD podBLAST
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Another Ewe Boll film. Well, what can you say about a director that has admitted his movies are bad, then in the same breath blamed the video games they're based on as not being good source material? Seriously, what can you say?<br />
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Who gives a shit, it's perfect blasting material. Bad movie, laughable performances (we're looking at you, Tara Reid), pointless gore, spooky caves that are really alternate dimensions... perfect.<br />
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So, let's go out on a limb here and say...<br />
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Thank you, Ewe. <span style="font-style:italic;">Thank you</span>.