It Burns

Because I am spoiled, I occasionally go on cruises. Because I am an ungrateful, whiny bitch, I complain about them. Because I am easily distracted, ...

In this extremely delayed episode, I forbid people from doing things. On an unrelated note, please let me know if you have a better idea ...

Once upon a time, children's television didn't suck. I'm not really sure what happened between then and now. All I know is that my brother ...

If you somehow don't already know, believe me when I tell you that food, while tasty, is a huge pain in the ass. Popcorn in ...

This marks the beginning of my systematic rejection of all modes of transportation. I probably won't follow through with that, but that's not the point. ...