I don’t know about you but I was a huge proponent of censorship in the wake of 9/11. Particularly the French. If I had to choose between censoring the French or basic civil liberties all I have to say is: don’t bother RSVP-ing (that commie abbreviation apparently stands for Répondez, s’il vous plaît) and pass the freedom fries.
We practice censorship here at Sleeper Pick and what our listeners don’t know won’t hurt them. Some words you will never hear on this podcast:
Playoffs
Kobe Bryant (see also: any star player)
Well run team
Super Bowl preview
Any player or team the vast majority of the U.S. public wants to hear about in a sports podcast
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Furthermore, what our listeners will know will likely hurt them, despite our best attempts at fully utilizing the Patriot Act during editing:
Manute Bol’s rookie year stats (he would have been so good in a tête-à-tête league)
The wire-tapped phone call from Ernie Grunfeld to whoever the hell is the interim coach for the Washington Wizards
Whether MTV’s Real World transgender participant,
CB/S tweener?
Katelynn Cusanelli , will be the Rudy-esque story of the Cowboy’s 2009 training camp
A sneak preview of Terrell Owens’ upcoming VH1 reality show (I wish I was making all this up)
Somehow we also sneak in a starting five du jour featuring:
DeAndre Jordan, Center, LA Clippers
Ramon Sessions, Point Guard, Milwaukee Bucks
Charlie Villanueva, Forward, Milwaukee Bucks
Linas Kleiza, Guard-Forward, Denver Nuggets
Mike Conley, Point Guard, Memphis Grizzlies (so déjà vu it’s de rigueur)
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Without further adieu:
Real World: Cowboys Training Camp
Voila!
(French, the language of love my a**)