Jonathan Storch
Jonathan Storch

Jonathan Storch

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Mutual I Don't Think So.
OCT 8, 2008
Mutual I Don't Think So.
I just found out that some religious nuts started reading my blog. Not sure how I feel about it, but I guess their higher ups thought that they would drive traffic towards their site by purchasing the misspelling of my link: http://jonstorch.blogpsot.com <div><br /></div><div>Now don't get it twisted, I'm more flattered than Keira Knightly but I mean what kind of nutjobs do you think visit this site?</div><div><div><br /></div></div><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHUzNi2R_6hWe8QCBEsQRoPZ-49iNl91zvXVMFoHSbf7ITS6P9gpd2f3enroeOXQHmLn5gFt1vtJRjoIQ30Ffj5tnNm4P5_r6HfWBYDsCR8FhSHaoLmoKRM0VNWRXySrfm1q95o9NBcKdt/s400/Picture+1.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254859369187666626" />This site is fuckin' weird. It's got shit for adulterers/porn-watchers. It's got talk about the end of days, which I know is false because Arnold was in a movie and that all turned out OK:<div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div></div></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br />The Soon Coming Climax<br />Proof The Bible Is True<br /><br />WE ARE NOW IN THE LATTER DAYS OF THE END TIMES<br /><br />HOW TO BE SAVED<br /><br />(A brief summary)<br /><br /> This message may be called a road sign of warning. Some may look at a sign that reads—THE BRIDGE IS OUT, and say, "Oh, someone is just trying to scare us into taking another road; let’s go on the same way." They go on and plunge to their death. The sign was not meant to scare people, but to warn them of impending danger. The sign was put there, because someone cared and didn’t want others to perish.<br /> God wants you to know, WHEN YOU SEE THESE THINGS COME TO PASS (the prophecies from the Bible in this message), KNOW YE THAT THE KINGDOM OF GOD IS NIGH AT HAND-Lk 21:31.<br /><br />• Will Russia and some Arab nations invade Israel and the U.S.A. become involved? Yes.<br />• Will there be a one-world system or global economy? Yes.<br />• Will diseases increase such as AIDS? Yes.<br />• Did you know the Bible tells us about what is happening?</span><br /><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></div><div>No, good fundamentalist sir, I don't know what the bible tells us about what is happening. Probably something about accepting Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior and blah diddy blah blah. Well guess what, this White Boy is a Jew, homie. Just like Jesus. Blahdow. </div><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh41FVgECwS90GInedT9H3qD0Sr28ziikYPe38mJhACoreUdAvQ6R1tUBDA5YKo7Mm-WzSOh0hZNQdDhyphenhyphenp56zDVBT8mJtldGaQIgA5jPKj-3oyampH_rbCZ7dK4kNhW56bDcDi36WNISfJh/s1600-h/whiteboy.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh41FVgECwS90GInedT9H3qD0Sr28ziikYPe38mJhACoreUdAvQ6R1tUBDA5YKo7Mm-WzSOh0hZNQdDhyphenhyphenp56zDVBT8mJtldGaQIgA5jPKj-3oyampH_rbCZ7dK4kNhW56bDcDi36WNISfJh/s400/whiteboy.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254862424084369154" /></a></div><div>Stop trying to pinch off some of the Jon Storch loaf.<br /></div><div><br /></div><div>UPDATE: Apparently they are trying to pinch off some of the Don Forch loaf too: http://donforch.blogpsot.com also directs you to this bullass site.</div><div><br /></div><div>PROPS: </div><div>- Letch, for misspelling blogspot and letting me know about the loafpinching in the first place.</div><div>- Don Forch, for reading my post and letting me know about the further loafpinching. Love the blog, Don.</div>
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I'm Back In The Building, Security Strapped, Still Stacking A Million
OCT 3, 2008
I'm Back In The Building, Security Strapped, Still Stacking A Million
I stunt with a stallion, something Italian:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEic5ZZKEVYPfupVg_uHMSDIM05hV8HzmxVyvvsICOIWKztt_IH1rq0kFpPtj_TcjMfz4TFBPtY2eOlvnTCtAJwtZfIRpkEdLGc4vVV3rM90AotkJCj0llDyFA21W8mYWejO6eMGf2x4GN3J/s1600-h/250px-Fountain_by_slonecker.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEic5ZZKEVYPfupVg_uHMSDIM05hV8HzmxVyvvsICOIWKztt_IH1rq0kFpPtj_TcjMfz4TFBPtY2eOlvnTCtAJwtZfIRpkEdLGc4vVV3rM90AotkJCj0llDyFA21W8mYWejO6eMGf2x4GN3J/s400/250px-Fountain_by_slonecker.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5252927807217730466" /></a><br /><br />Or maybe Puerto Rican, you can catch me in Paris:<div><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPIY-oSzzLk_E9BYMB_fdtBHUlMV7nAzx1viaQ_4qnTBJVg2dewo2WBl7Pz4RqTzy6MqB-RPa9tBz7vbkuji7Mk-xsJVmbCNRYyNHYcJN0Z6w0ZHepFI7jpiUDGqPqR95sDXacGvdDuagU/s1600-h/imagesCAKZNP1M.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPIY-oSzzLk_E9BYMB_fdtBHUlMV7nAzx1viaQ_4qnTBJVg2dewo2WBl7Pz4RqTzy6MqB-RPa9tBz7vbkuji7Mk-xsJVmbCNRYyNHYcJN0Z6w0ZHepFI7jpiUDGqPqR95sDXacGvdDuagU/s400/imagesCAKZNP1M.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5252928078788736594" /></a></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Storchy is back. Why? Do you really want to know? </div><div><br /></div><div>I'm Spiderman.</div>
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EXCLUSIVE: Storchy Gets Breaking News On Batman Begins 3
JUL 22, 2008
EXCLUSIVE: Storchy Gets Breaking News On Batman Begins 3
Amid the success of The Dark Knight at the box office, Jon Storch has received EXCLUSIVE news on the third installment in Director Christopher Nolan's revamped take on the Batman franchise. The following items are exclusive and can only be found here on Storchy's blog:<br /><br />-<span style="font-weight: bold;">EXCLUSIVE Item #1: </span>The title will be "The Caped Crusader" and will be known tentatively as TCC or DK3.<br />-<span style="font-weight: bold;">EXCLUSIVE </span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Item #2: </span>There will be two primary villains. One will be The Penguin played by the star of Be Kind Rewind, Jack Black (<span style="font-style: italic;">see below for concept art</span>). The other has yet to be decided of cast but will most likely be a lesser known character from Batman lore.<br />-<span style="font-weight: bold;">EXCLUSIVE </span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Item #3: </span>Robin will be introduced in the last 20 minutes of the film, but will not yet become Robin. They are in talks with Djimon Hounson to play Dick Grayson.<br />-<span style="font-weight: bold;">EXCLUSIVE </span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Item #4: </span>Christopher Nolan will be sharing the writing duties with his brother Jonathan and Joel &amp; Ethan Coen and will give the writing credit to "Nolan Coen." It will be the Coen brothers' first time working on a "Superhero movie." In response to signing on to The Caped Crusader, Ethan was quoted as saying he and his brother were "excited as shit."<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAcbX7es9itcYffS4oojnFx98u58qK6VMXAioSZ9im8pcDJtc9Kk1AMkVZCwGkdLhObdygZuvLi6ltAXATkCvoTx0IGbIX3HyHfOR4FCiG6_h1T6zKA-eFYjqc_jPnxpZqxzmJLUrkACJx/s1600-h/batman_penguin.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAcbX7es9itcYffS4oojnFx98u58qK6VMXAioSZ9im8pcDJtc9Kk1AMkVZCwGkdLhObdygZuvLi6ltAXATkCvoTx0IGbIX3HyHfOR4FCiG6_h1T6zKA-eFYjqc_jPnxpZqxzmJLUrkACJx/s400/batman_penguin.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5225860667469929458" border="0" /></a>
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