If you ever wanted to know the difference between a Horseman pigeon and a Racing pigeon and which one actually was used to fly drugs into a top Scottish prison then I suggest you get downloading now. This is the chat you only get down a boozer. Chat this week apart from ‘the doos’ concerns being adrift in the ocean or the desert. Which one would you choose to die in. Will humans keep breaking the 100m world record? Will The Old Firm ever play in England? Don’t miss Joe’s Chewbacca impression as 1977 the year of Star Wars is the theme of the pub quiz which degenerates into a slanging match as does the chat when they get onto dream jobs – Mickey’s is a football manager and Joe’s is soft porn publishing. It doesn’t get much sillier or dumber than this