<a href="http://tinypic.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i37.tinypic.com/25872nl.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic" /></a><br />THE JORDAN METHOD<br />Step 1. Stand straight up.<br />Step 2. Wipe.<br /><br /><a href="http://tinypic.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i37.tinypic.com/w1d4lc.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic" /></a><br />THE DERICK METHOD<br />Step 1. Stand up.<br />Step 2. Bend at waist.<br />Step 3. Wipe.<br /><br /><a href="http://tinypic.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i37.tinypic.com/16710kl.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic" /></a><br />THE CORRECT METHOD<br />Step 1. Lift ass cheek.<br />Step 2. Wipe.