The News Junkie

The fish are getting drunk, clean out your local Red Box, wrestling in church, the Trump dance is taking off, world war 3 is ramping up, Matt Gaetz gets hacked, the titanic plays on a cruise ship, world toilet day - shoutout to the toilets, Sabrina is part of a UFO conspiracy, your web browser is in trouble, no sun for 64 day and so much more!

The Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson fiasco, Whoopi Goldberg vs a bakery, the embarrassing concert Shawn attended this weekend, C-Lane's fancy event, Sabrina sends something to Shawn, the Trump dance hits the NFL, some big new mailbox money, Amy Kaufeldt has an important story to tell, don't give the cops your cell phone and so much more!

Mike Tyson is hilarious, Jake Paul gets slapped, somebody hates Matt Gaetz, is Twitter in trouble, Sly Stalone really likes Trump, Elon really likes Mar-a-Lago, Hurricane Sara is on the ropes, The Onion hasn't defeated Alex Jones yet, a fight over Daniel Penny, Shawn says RFK Jr and Trump are right about this and so much more!

The Onion bought InfoWars, Aliens in Washington D.C., the strangest question ever, Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson tomorrow, the 2024 Neiman Marcus holiday catalog game, Shawn screamed at someone, oh great we're fighting again, Polymarket CEO gets raided, the real Matt Gaetz conspiracy, Hurricane Sara update and so much more!

A weird moment on CNN, Drew Barrymore is getting too close, no more flights to Haiti, Papa Johns is not doing well, a naked man found underneath an old woman's house, bad news for a Full House star, a huge axe throwing problem, Cuddles & Consent, the man who faked his own death, we're back in the high life again and so much more!