We're back! Again! But this time to stay. Well, we hope so anyway. In this slightly shortened log, we talk mostly Classico but mention the FA Cup, Paul Scholes' tackling ineptitude, Sergio Ramos' handling ineptitude, Heurelho Gomes' handling ineptitude, and my apparent love for using apostrophes after the S. We also remain entirely professional throughout, as always, with not a single stupid moment where Paul laughs like a girl. Or something. Enjoy! Oh, and Save Lovejoy!