In this week's log, Paul chats to Raphael Honigstein about Schalke, Marketing, Dortmund, Bayern and fantasy appearances, Hal chastises Paul for his silly cough and terrible phone line, Hal and Paul chat about Arsenal, Blackpool, promotion and relegation from the Championship, Paul is even less bothered about Hal's lower league one to watch than usual, and we don't quite have time to talk about the secrets of Russian Dolls. All this and more in your new dose of the Log! Save Lovejoy, and enjoy!