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	<p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #999999;"><em>Reviewed: They Will Kill You, Pretty Lethal, Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice<br />
Monthly Theme: Keanu Reeves </em></span></p>
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<p class="p1">First Position. Third. And spin!!</p>
<p class="p1">No, I’m not rehearsing for my role in the Broadway adaptation of Billy Elliot &#8211; but thank you for confusing me with somebody genuinely talented. What I’m ACTUALLY doing is preparing myself to go see Pretty Lethal &#8211; the new ballet assassins movie starring Uma Thurman! And you can prepare too my dude!!! Just by listening to this podcast!</p>
<p class="p1">We have a review of Pretty Lethal, as mentioned. And would you believe me if I told you that this week is a Review-O-Rama too?? You should. Because it is. We’re also reviewing They Will Kill You &#8211; not to be confused with Ready or Not 2. And Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice. Yes that is the name of the movie. No, I don’t like it.</p>
<p class="p1">We’ve also got a new monthly theme starting this week, and I am genuinely stoked about this one. Trivia. Fishtank. All your favorite segments and more &#8211; nowhere else buy CinemaJaw baby!</p>
<p class="p1">Love</p>
<p class="p1">-KP</p>
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Reviewed: They Will Kill You, Pretty Lethal, Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice Monthly Theme: Keanu Reeves 

Reviewed: They Will Kill You, Pretty Lethal, Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice<br />
Monthly Theme: Keanu Reeves 

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	<p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #999999;"><em>Reviewed: Project Hail Mary, Ready or Not 2, The AI Doc<br />
Top 3: Ryan Gosling Movies<br />
Monthly Theme: Maggie Gyllenhaal</em></span></p>
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<p class="p1">Stardate 03232026. Producer’s Log:</p>
<p class="p1">My name is KP Fujiwara, producer for the galaxy’s greatest movies podcast: CinemaJaw. I’m alone in space due to a podcast recording gone wrong. There’s nobody around me. I’ve got nothing but a rock monster and my prized collection of Ryan Gosling Blu Rays to keep me company.</p>
<p class="p1">If you’re reading this, I’ve included the podcast that got me stuck out here in this endless abyss. In it, Matt K and Ry The Movie Guy discuss Project Hail Mary starring Ryan Gosling &#8211; it explains the DVDs and the rock monster.</p>
<p class="p1">The boys also list the best Gosling movies in this episode as well as two other reviews. The good old days from before I was lost in space… A time when we **COULD** talk about how Ready or Not 2 was a completely unasked for sequel and the new documentaries we caught like The AI Doc.</p>
<p class="p1">But I can’t go back now. Even if I did make it back to Earth, so much time has passed that I wonder if I would even recognize it. No. Impossible.</p>
<p class="p1">This is my life now. Me. Ryan Gosling. And the rock monster I still haven’t provided context for.</p>
<p class="p1">I have to go now.</p>
<p class="p1">-KP</p>
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Top 3: Ryan Gosling Movies
Monthly Theme: Maggie Gyllenhaal</description>

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Reviewed: Project Hail Mary, Ready or Not 2, The AI Doc<br />
Top 3: Ryan Gosling Movies<br />
Monthly Theme: Maggie Gyllenhaal

Project Hail Mary, Ready or Not 2, The A.I. Doc | Top 3 Ryan Gosling Movies| CinemaJaw 741


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	<p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #999999;"><em>Reviewed: Undertone, War Machine, Dolly<br />
Monthly Theme: Maggie Gyllenhaal</em></span></p>
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<p class="p1">Alrighty everybody, listen &#8211; we know the Oscars just happened for y’all and we will get to it next week I promise. To tide everybody over before we can get to recording our thoughts and feelings, we’ve got a good one for you all! It’s another Review-O-Rama for us, which &#8211; for Q1 &#8211; is pretty impressive. We’ve got things to say about the new podcast horror flick Undertone. That genre didn’t exist before now so think about how exciting that fact is kiddos.</p>
<p class="p1">We also caught Netflix’s newest #1 &#8211; War Machine. And, in case you were wondering if CinemaJaw’s changed in the slightest, you better believe we haven’t. We DO talk about direct to streaming movies vs movies that get theatrical releases.</p>
<p class="p1">And, to take us home, we finish the show with Dolly &#8211; our last review. It’s a horror movie starring none other than Seann William Scott… Stifler is back in the movies baybeeeee.</p>
<p class="p1">Some other things are trivia, it’s another Stump the Kubinski week which we know you love. And even a capsule review for Project Hail Mary as sort of a preview for what’s to come next week.</p>
<p class="p1">Plus &#8211; There’s some really big news towards the top of the show this week. There’s some big changes coming up that we wanted to let you all know about. Definitely not one to miss.</p>
<p class="p1">I love you all,</p>
<p class="p1">-KP</p>
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Reviewed: Undertone, War Machine, Dolly<br />
Monthly Theme: Maggie Gyllenhaal

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	<p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #999999;"><em>Reviewed: The Bride, Man on the Run, Scream 7<br />
Roll Film: Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jessie Buckley, Christian Bale, Jake Gyllenhaal, Neve Campbell, Wes Craven<br />
Monthly Theme: Maggie Gyllenhaal</em></span></p>
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<p class="p1">This episode is a graveyard smash you guys; we’re reviewing The Bride by Maggie Gyllenhaal. That’s all I’ve got on for this one. I’m a day late, and I still cannot think of a better introduction than a Monster Mash reference.</p>
<p class="p1">BUT &#8211; there’s more to a write up than just the intro. Just like how there’s more to this episode than just The Bride! We are full on in Review-O-Rama mode because we have two other reviews coming at ya. The first is the new Paul McCartney documentary: Man on the Run. The other review is for what I will say is certainly a horror movie in February: Scream 7.</p>
<p class="p1">Plus &#8211; we play our new favorite game Roll Film! Guys, we love this game. We’ve heard back from some of you that you do too, and that makes me really REALLY happy.</p>
<p class="p1">And, if all that wasn’t enough, we do even have a brief recap of our night out at The Music Box theater for the screening of For Worse &#8211; Amy Landecker’s new film we discussed 2 weeks ago.</p>
<p class="p1">Sorry for being late y’all. I got back from a trip to Wisconsin late this weekend and it delayed my affairs. I oblige your forgivenesses heartedly.</p>
<p class="p1">I love you all,</p>
<p class="p1">-KP</p>
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Reviewed: The Bride, Man on the Run, Scream 7<br />
Roll Film: Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jessie Buckley, Christian Bale, Jake Gyllenhaal, Neve Campbell, Wes Craven<br />
Monthly Theme: Maggie Gyllenhaal

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	<p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #999999;"><em>Reviewed: Hoppers<br />
Top 5: Eco-Friendly Movies<br />
Monthly Theme: Maggie Gyllenhaal</em></span></p>
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<p class="p1">Let our powers combine! Top 5s!</p>
<p class="p1">Reviews!</p>
<p class="p1">Trivia!</p>
<p class="p1">Monthly Themes!</p>
<p class="p1">And The Fishtank!!</p>
<p class="p1">GO CINEMAJAW!</p>
<p class="p1">By your powers combine, I am &#8211; The GREATEST MOVIES PODCAST EVER!!!!</p>
<p class="p1">That’s taken directly from my CinemaJaw/Captain Planet crossover fanfic. And lemme tell ya dude, I so wish they remade Captain Planet to include Matt, Ryan and I. We’re probably never going to have that happen (at least canonically). But we CAN have an episode of CinemaJaw about the environment!</p>
<p class="p1">That’s right, I’ve done it again: I made a cringe write up for the show description that has very little to do with the show’s content. And the tie in this time is HOPPERS.</p>
<p class="p1">We all reviewed the new Pixar movie Hoppers, which is about saving and protecting the environment… and beavers. And, given this premise, we decided to do a top 5 on “Eco-Friendly” movies. Think all things environment. We’re going green you guys.</p>
<p class="p1">This is a good one. A lot of fun discussion. I know you’re going to love it.</p>
<p class="p1">I love you all,</p>
<p class="p1">-KP</p>
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