The Fifth Column
The Fifth Column

The Fifth Column

Kmele Foster, Michael Moynihan, and Matt Welch

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Your weekly rhetorical assault on the on the news cycle, the people who make it, and occasionally ourselves. Kmele Foster (Freethink), Michael Moynihan (Vice), and Matt Welch (Reason) talk and laugh and drink their way to at least quasi-sanity in a world gone mad, often with the aid of clean and articulate guests. Weekly Members Only subscription edition often comes with listener mail and professional-quality (if inappropriate) singing. Analysis. Commentary. Sedition. www.wethefifth.com

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Populism for Morons, Journalism for Martyrs (Episode #560)
JUN 3, 2026
Populism for Morons, Journalism for Martyrs (Episode #560)
<p>-a dog is on set and Kmele should be wearing a helmet</p><p>-Bernie Sanders wants to collectivize AI</p><p>-The boys bask in the warmth of collectivism</p><p>-Never trust a politician giving something back to “the people”</p><p>-The centrist Democrat goes missing</p><p>-It’s still a Nazi tattoo, goddammit</p><p>-Character is out. Winning is in</p><p>-Andy the Ogre Ogles has thoughts on the gays and Ted Cruz answers the question and keeps walking</p><p>-A few more problems for the Oyster Man from Maine</p><p>-Welch was the victim of a French flag hate crime</p><p>-Speaking of Nazis, let’s talk about Bari Weiss</p><p>-Scott Pelley defends democracy from the new guy and privileged peacocking at CBS</p><p>-Ali Velshi feels weird about America’s birthday</p><p>-Defending America through the Bob Crane story</p><p></p><p><p>The Fifth Column (A Podcast) is a viewer/listener-supported publication. To receive new posts and support our work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.</p></p><p><strong>Follow The Fifth Column</strong></p><p>YouTube: <a target="_blank" href="https://substack.com/redirect/9e5f160b-065d-42ce-92a4-edf21df804ae?j=eyJ1IjoiZTQzMWYifQ.dc-8vtNe6mnVPNyWzBj8PVjHOlHrTw5oo2hNegjrHnA">@wethefifth</a>Instagram: <a target="_blank" href="https://substack.com/redirect/49442cc1-448b-481d-a04c-a58e62415aa9?j=eyJ1IjoiZTQzMWYifQ.dc-8vtNe6mnVPNyWzBj8PVjHOlHrTw5oo2hNegjrHnA">@we.the.fifth</a>X: <a target="_blank" href="https://substack.com/redirect/e5c13b74-b540-4b93-a1ed-2ba2670462c1?j=eyJ1IjoiZTQzMWYifQ.dc-8vtNe6mnVPNyWzBj8PVjHOlHrTw5oo2hNegjrHnA">@wethefifth</a>TikTok: <a target="_blank" href="https://substack.com/redirect/971da500-8db0-4269-9aaf-7d7459adf93a?j=eyJ1IjoiZTQzMWYifQ.dc-8vtNe6mnVPNyWzBj8PVjHOlHrTw5oo2hNegjrHnA">@wethefifth</a>Facebook: <a target="_blank" href="https://www.facebook.com/@thefifthcolumn">@thefifthcolumn</a></p> <br/><br/>This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit <a href="https://www.wethefifth.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_2">www.wethefifth.com/subscribe</a>
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Ben Rhodes and the Evil Empire State of Mind (#559)
MAY 27, 2026
Ben Rhodes and the Evil Empire State of Mind (#559)
This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit <a href="https://www.wethefifth.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_2">www.wethefifth.com/subscribe</a><br/><br/><p>Check out Ben Rhodes new book: <em>All We Say: The Battle for American Identity: A History in 15 Speeches</em></p><p>-Ben Rhodes, wounded ’90s Knicks fan</p><p>-Are we winning in Iran yet?</p><p>-what should the President do with Iran right now?</p><p>-Sanctions suck, mostly</p><p>-Cuba and the Obama opening</p><p>-Libya and the regime-change trap</p><p>-Kosovo worked-ish</p><p>-Responsibility to protect yourself from over-learning lessons</p><p>-Rhodes wants institutions, not impulse wars</p><p>-Is Ben Rhodes Tucker-adjacent?</p><p>-Soft power, hard questions</p><p>-Navalny didn’t want America’s money</p><p>-When Reagan said “Evil Empire”</p><p>-Reagan also change his mind</p><p>-Moynihan accuses Rhodes of America pessimism</p><p>-Ben says it’s because he loves America</p><p>-Private equity killed the vibes</p><p>-Nostalgia-nomics</p><p>-The left-populist temptation</p><p>-JD Vance talks pretty</p><p>-National identity without a monoculture</p><p>-Ben Franklin and the virtue of doubt</p><p>-Experts are annoying but sometimes useful</p><p>Read <em>All We Say: The Battle for American Identity: A History in 15 Speeches</em></p><p>(<a target="_blank" href="https://bookshop.org/a/120616/9780593595121">Bookshop</a> | <a target="_blank" href="https://www.amazon.com/All-We-Say-American-Identity/dp/0593595122/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1Z51AWVKTG9EG&#38;dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.kOje6NAOgIqKEGvzA2CNNKzlFjRBiGF4_r52gSkwQkrcEonNOC2MGciOCXB0CovZAGtGhZPJeTjNyjUEKMGeAAUCUw9cw64HU_Cd6z9Q25BWasMiAEdTciE9I25AbtDJ_v5gC18hRsx2QNEvQ8EYruMeDmTmt-d0PMxMnA6L15DhzPFw0gDqsngv-dudiAwTS_4WNEyplQuNEJtQSCPN2l7wYaAACjeu3XTYDqDt35U.A15cFdvHbeH_au6MCAXIr1-pZb9uIRrS7IMU71hrz_s&#38;dib_tag=se&#38;keywords=ben+rhodes&#38;qid=1779834570&#38;sprefix=ben+rhodes%2Caps%2C210&#38;sr=8-1">Amazon</a>)</p><p><strong>Prefer to watch & chat live with other members of the Fifdom? This episode premieres over on our YouTube channel at 12PM EST.</strong></p><p>After 10 years, we’ve finally found a sponsor we actually like. <strong>Ground News</strong> pulls coverage of the same story into one place so you can compare headlines across sources and see how framing changes depending on the outlet.</p><p>Subscribe for 40% off our Vantage plan using our unique link <a target="_blank" href="https://groundnews.com/fifth">https://groundnews.com/fifth</a></p>
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112 MIN