The Fifth Column
The Fifth Column

The Fifth Column

Kmele Foster, Michael Moynihan, and Matt Welch

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Your weekly rhetorical assault on the on the news cycle, the people who make it, and occasionally ourselves. Kmele Foster (Freethink), Michael Moynihan (Vice), and Matt Welch (Reason) talk and laugh and drink their way to at least quasi-sanity in a world gone mad, often with the aid of clean and articulate guests. Weekly Members Only subscription edition often comes with listener mail and professional-quality (if inappropriate) singing. Analysis. Commentary. Sedition. www.wethefifth.com

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Is Apple Still Apple? #550 (w/ David Pogue)
MAR 26, 2026
Is Apple Still Apple? #550 (w/ David Pogue)
<p>Kmele loves Apple products…maybe a little too much. But what a perfect guest to talk all things related to this monster company and how it’s shaped American culture and the globe as a whole.</p><p>-The Newton saved Apple</p><p>-What Kmele does with Apple products in the shower</p><p>-The underdog with taste</p><p>-Why Matt Welch hates Macs</p><p>-On getting access to Apple</p><p>-Project Titan and the $10 billion heartbreak</p><p>-Apple as a medical device company</p><p>-Still a Steve Jobs disciple of focus</p><p>-Apple made China and China made Apple</p><p>-Where there is no will, there’s a way</p><p>-New locations for Apple manufacturing</p><p>-On the fantasy of bringing it back to the US</p><p>-Apple Intelligence, deepfakes, and doing AI the “right” way</p><p>-All it takes is a Congressperson having sex with a sheep</p><p>-Anthropic, cheating, and the possible jobs apocalypse</p><p>-The long runway</p><p><strong>Read </strong><strong><em>Apple: The First 50 Years</em></strong><strong> by David Pogue (</strong><a target="_blank" href="https://bookshop.org/p/books/apple-the-first-50-years-david-pogue/dbe9ca01106c0258?ean=9781982134594&#38;next=t"><strong>Bookshop</strong></a><strong> | </strong><a target="_blank" href="https://www.amazon.com/Apple-First-Years-David-Pogue/dp/1982134593/ref=sr_1_1?crid=4FIEJOUTXGV&#38;dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.3FyBXdAFlnWjJH9h4qRcqv8E9w54AFR7l2juUSRBgApvp3ZYW2oSsyaKaBjK4CUczdxAn9o8Sts8F3c7rHslBiVuzDuD8DMSDfcTGE0Lryz2Vl7bzb9j7EFuTY8HqekAZ2pD4IvZz4yjXm7Lp45nFiHbiZxQTHSAB39tFS39RP8.0lIYe_iIwtWDERcPK9TXclwbeBzksxA-dV2VGlTMxTA&#38;dib_tag=se&#38;keywords=the+first+50+years+of+apple&#38;qid=1774471450&#38;sprefix=the+first+50+years+of+ap%2Caps%2C535&#38;sr=8-1"><strong>Amazon</strong></a><strong>)</strong></p><p><strong>Prefer to watch & chat live with other members of the Fifdom? This </strong><a target="_blank" href="https://youtu.be/BtUzcm1SuMU"><strong>episode premieres over on our YouTube channel </strong></a><strong>at 12PM EST.</strong></p><p></p><p>After 10 years, we’ve finally found a sponsor we actually like. <strong>Ground News</strong> pulls coverage of the same story into one place so you can compare headlines across sources and see how framing changes depending on the outlet.</p><p>Subscribe for 40% off our Vantage plan using our unique link <a target="_blank" href="https://groundnews.com/fifth">https://groundnews.com/fifth</a></p><p><p>The Fifth Column (A Podcast) is a reader/viewer supported publication. To receive new posts and support our work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.</p></p><p><strong>Follow The Fifth Column</strong></p><p>YouTube: <a target="_blank" href="https://substack.com/redirect/9e5f160b-065d-42ce-92a4-edf21df804ae?j=eyJ1IjoiZTQzMWYifQ.dc-8vtNe6mnVPNyWzBj8PVjHOlHrTw5oo2hNegjrHnA">@wethefifth</a>Instagram: <a target="_blank" href="https://substack.com/redirect/49442cc1-448b-481d-a04c-a58e62415aa9?j=eyJ1IjoiZTQzMWYifQ.dc-8vtNe6mnVPNyWzBj8PVjHOlHrTw5oo2hNegjrHnA">@we.the.fifth</a>X: <a target="_blank" href="https://substack.com/redirect/e5c13b74-b540-4b93-a1ed-2ba2670462c1?j=eyJ1IjoiZTQzMWYifQ.dc-8vtNe6mnVPNyWzBj8PVjHOlHrTw5oo2hNegjrHnA">@wethefifth</a>TikTok: <a target="_blank" href="https://substack.com/redirect/971da500-8db0-4269-9aaf-7d7459adf93a?j=eyJ1IjoiZTQzMWYifQ.dc-8vtNe6mnVPNyWzBj8PVjHOlHrTw5oo2hNegjrHnA">@wethefifth</a>Facebook: <a target="_blank" href="https://www.facebook.com/@thefifthcolumn">@thefifthcolumn</a></p> <br/><br/>This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit <a href="https://www.wethefifth.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_2">www.wethefifth.com/subscribe</a>
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There’s Always a New Monster to Destroy (w/ Noam Dworman) #549
MAR 19, 2026
There’s Always a New Monster to Destroy (w/ Noam Dworman) #549
<p>-Joe Kent’s weird texts and the “Israel did Iraq” brainworm</p><p>-The Jews are so fucking clever</p><p>-Iraq 2003, back from the dead yet again</p><p>-There’s always a new monster to destroy</p><p>-Iran, nukes, and the problem with crazy people holding civilization hostage</p><p>-A Ron Paul guy with a war boner</p><p>-Don’t you realize you’re losing America?</p><p>-Norman Finkelstein has no phone</p><p>-Mearsheimering, Robert Pape, and the incentives to go full crank</p><p>-Megyn Kelly, the anti-Israel turn, and the warm bath of total nuttiness</p><p>-Mark Levin’s penis size enters the chat</p><p>-Louis CK and a Michael Barbaro hit job</p><p>-the origin of <em>Tough Crowd</em></p><p><strong>Prefer to watch & chat live with other members of the Fifdom? This </strong><a target="_blank" href="https://youtu.be/RFI3vAhrKOc"><strong>episode premieres over on our YouTube channel </strong></a><strong>at 12PM EST.</strong></p><p>After 10 years, we’ve finally found a sponsor we actually like. <strong>Ground News</strong> pulls coverage of the same story into one place so you can compare headlines across sources and see how framing changes depending on the outlet.</p><p>Subscribe for 40% off our Vantage plan using our unique link <a target="_blank" href="https://groundnews.com/fifth">https://groundnews.com/fifth</a></p><p><p>The Fifth Column (A Podcast) is a reader/viewer supported publication. To receive new posts and support our work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.</p></p><p><strong>Follow The Fifth Column</strong></p><p>YouTube: <a target="_blank" href="https://substack.com/redirect/9e5f160b-065d-42ce-92a4-edf21df804ae?j=eyJ1IjoiZTQzMWYifQ.dc-8vtNe6mnVPNyWzBj8PVjHOlHrTw5oo2hNegjrHnA">@wethefifth</a>Instagram: <a target="_blank" href="https://substack.com/redirect/49442cc1-448b-481d-a04c-a58e62415aa9?j=eyJ1IjoiZTQzMWYifQ.dc-8vtNe6mnVPNyWzBj8PVjHOlHrTw5oo2hNegjrHnA">@we.the.fifth</a>X: <a target="_blank" href="https://substack.com/redirect/e5c13b74-b540-4b93-a1ed-2ba2670462c1?j=eyJ1IjoiZTQzMWYifQ.dc-8vtNe6mnVPNyWzBj8PVjHOlHrTw5oo2hNegjrHnA">@wethefifth</a>TikTok: <a target="_blank" href="https://substack.com/redirect/971da500-8db0-4269-9aaf-7d7459adf93a?j=eyJ1IjoiZTQzMWYifQ.dc-8vtNe6mnVPNyWzBj8PVjHOlHrTw5oo2hNegjrHnA">@wethefifth</a>Facebook: <a target="_blank" href="https://substack.com/redirect/09c07840-5930-4c66-aa76-064acebd229a?j=eyJ1IjoiZTQzMWYifQ.dc-8vtNe6mnVPNyWzBj8PVjHOlHrTw5oo2hNegjrHnA">@thefifthcolumn</a></p> <br/><br/>This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit <a href="https://www.wethefifth.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_2">www.wethefifth.com/subscribe</a>
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103 MIN