The Fifth Column
The Fifth Column

The Fifth Column

Kmele Foster, Michael Moynihan, and Matt Welch

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Your weekly rhetorical assault on the on the news cycle, the people who make it, and occasionally ourselves. Kmele Foster (Freethink), Michael Moynihan (Vice), and Matt Welch (Reason) talk and laugh and drink their way to at least quasi-sanity in a world gone mad, often with the aid of clean and articulate guests. Weekly Members Only subscription edition often comes with listener mail and professional-quality (if inappropriate) singing. Analysis. Commentary. Sedition. www.wethefifth.com

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The Cadres and the Cabal (#563)
JUN 26, 2026
The Cadres and the Cabal (#563)
<p>-Welch enters his Charles Nelson Reilly era</p><p>-Laura Branigan, Happy Mondays, and songs you didn’t know were covers</p><p>-Puerto Rico’s revenge</p><p>-The cadres are closing in</p><p>-<a target="_blank" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSuwzawP5gI">Reihan Salam and Larry Flynt</a></p><p>-DAC hits the media circuit and refuses to answer the easiest question in politics</p><p>-Aber Kawas explains 9/11, in a Miss South Carolina sort of way</p><p>-Vaporware word clouds masquerading as policy</p><p>-No borders, no prisons, no TSA PreCheck… no joke</p><p>-Nationalizing airlines, abolishing comfort, and calling it justice</p><p>-Mamdani’s machine, the DSA bench, and the Democratic Party’s growing nervous breakdown</p><p>-Polymarket vs. the polls</p><p>-The internet is not a socialist invention, no matter how hard socialists try</p><p>-Senate Republicans discover Trump skepticism several years too late</p><p>-The SAVE Act tantrum and the incredible courage of people who already lost</p><p>-Tucker, Trump, Iran, inflation, and the limits of MAGA obedience</p><p>-Peter Thiel’s terrifying secret network of people talking at conferences</p><p>-Moynihan goes to Dialog and accidentally joins the Illuminati</p><p>-Kmele reports back from the alleged cabal</p><p>-Bohemian Grove was cooler because at least you had to break in</p><p><strong>Prefer to watch & chat live with other members of the Fifdom? </strong><strong>This episode premieres over on our YouTube channel at 12PM EST.</strong></p><p><p>The Fifth Column (A Podcast) is a listener/viewer supported publication. To receive new posts and support our work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.</p></p><p><strong>Follow The Fifth Column</strong></p><p>YouTube: <a target="_blank" href="https://substack.com/redirect/9e5f160b-065d-42ce-92a4-edf21df804ae?j=eyJ1IjoiZTQzMWYifQ.dc-8vtNe6mnVPNyWzBj8PVjHOlHrTw5oo2hNegjrHnA">@wethefifth</a>Instagram: <a target="_blank" href="https://substack.com/redirect/49442cc1-448b-481d-a04c-a58e62415aa9?j=eyJ1IjoiZTQzMWYifQ.dc-8vtNe6mnVPNyWzBj8PVjHOlHrTw5oo2hNegjrHnA">@we.the.fifth</a>X: <a target="_blank" href="https://substack.com/redirect/e5c13b74-b540-4b93-a1ed-2ba2670462c1?j=eyJ1IjoiZTQzMWYifQ.dc-8vtNe6mnVPNyWzBj8PVjHOlHrTw5oo2hNegjrHnA">@wethefifth</a>TikTok: <a target="_blank" href="https://substack.com/redirect/971da500-8db0-4269-9aaf-7d7459adf93a?j=eyJ1IjoiZTQzMWYifQ.dc-8vtNe6mnVPNyWzBj8PVjHOlHrTw5oo2hNegjrHnA">@wethefifth</a>Facebook: <a target="_blank" href="https://www.facebook.com/@thefifthcolumn">@thefifthcolumn</a></p> <br/><br/>This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit <a href="https://www.wethefifth.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_2">www.wethefifth.com/subscribe</a>
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The Iran Deal Is Bad and Everyone Is Stupid (#562)
JUN 19, 2026
The Iran Deal Is Bad and Everyone Is Stupid (#562)
<p>-Kmele debuts his Sebastian Bach beach jeans</p><p>-The Iran deal is like the JCPOA, but a lot worse</p><p>-Lebanon sneaks into a U.S.-Iran deal</p><p>-Strait of Hormuz, 60-day promises, and negotiating with hostage-takers</p><p>-Why can’t the hawks ever learn?</p><p>-Ukraine brings the war home to Russia</p><p>-Drones, oil refineries, and the new cost of war</p><p>-Europe wakes up… sort of</p><p>-Meloni jabs her digits at Trump</p><p>-Polymarket checks the damage in Israeli politics</p><p>-as well as NY-13 and the rise of the DSA</p><p>-Hamilton Heights is Gaza now</p><p>-Mamdani’s little machine comes for Dan Goldman</p><p>-Gaza replaces BLM as the Democratic purity test</p><p>-The long-term problem with Mamdani economics</p><p>-Gavin Newsom vs. Trump’s DOJ</p><p>-The New York Times makes the Epstein suicide case</p><p>-Tucker, Trump, Loomer, and the inevitable reunion</p><p>-Baseball is gay in June</p><p><strong>Prefer to watch & chat live with other members of the Fifdom? </strong><a target="_blank" href="https://youtu.be/KvSXPqFdVc0"><strong>This episode premieres over on our YouTube channel at 12PM EST.</strong></a></p><p><p>The Fifth Column (A Podcast) is a viewer/listener supported publication. To receive new posts and support our work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.</p></p><p></p> <br/><br/>This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit <a href="https://www.wethefifth.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_2">www.wethefifth.com/subscribe</a>
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