Chaos Buffering

ChaosBuffering.com it’s real and it totally exists! I have put all the episodes up there, and it is going to be growing and becoming a much better and more controllable version of this site.

In Mr P’s Halloween Phil and I learn how far some people will go to deliver a little weed, an entire town for sale in the Alps, and we discover the origins of “Hookering.” Shit goes down when Phil’s life turns into a horror movie, and Mr. P saves the day! Keep some candy handy   iTunes – Chaos Buffering Music – Derek Audette  

Once upon a time there were five little sparrows. These little sparrows loved to make Belgian waffles out of human blood. So one day they decided to make some waffles and went in search of a suitable human. They flew far and narrow because they were sparrows and kept aloft by some crack cocaine jam. Until they stumbled upon a large crowd of people. They swooped down with sharp precision slashing throats and goats and ropes and toads until there was not a dry spot on the ground. Then they took their buckets and sponges and soaked up all the blood to make their special waffles. One of the five sparrows flew ahead of the rest for he was entrusted with heating up the iron while the others flew laden with blood. So when they arrived back at the nest and the iron was hot there was a furious mixing and sifting. Little did the butcherous birds know that satan had been among the slaughtered crowd and their waffles would have an extra bitter taste. They began cooking and a drop of the mix fell into the fire then another and another and out of the fire came the godless drippy droppy a formless dark spirit of malevolent fury bent on the destruction of all who make waffles on a Tuesday. -Chaos Phil Don’t forget to eat your vegetables.

I don’t want to give away too much but in the upcoming episode of Chaos Buffering, I think it’s #9, the normal whores will be replaced with edible ones. Holy shit so excited to chow down on some fuckable food. If you know me at all, if it can be fucked and eaten im a huge fan. Be sure to tune in as soon as it’s up on i-tunes sometime around saturday or so. The posts are somewhat unpredictable now that manchild has a job. -Chaos Phil Don’t forget to wash your fucking hands.

So just a quick post to tell you that I have been adding the show to an independent show site called blip.tv, it’s a good way to relisten to old episodes that you don’t have downloaded, or if you are away from your iTunes, you can go there to listen to episodes. So far The test episode and the first 4 are up there and the rest will be going up shortly. Ads are enabled on the episodes just cause I wanted to see what it meant/did. You can go here to check the Chaos Buffering page on there. I am not sure if that works properly though cause the site is for video. If that doesn’t work right, click on the archive button in top right, here and then they will bring up just the audio player. I can track views/listens so if you are just feeling it then feel free to listen on there, tell friends so they can try it out and I will be able to tell people are really listening. Peace out, Josh