The MILF Code

Susanna and Felicia bow to the queen of MILFs, singer/actress/producer Lady Bret Crain, and swoon as the last good husband and king of the Gingers, Darren Carter shows off his epic vibrational skillz. Oh sh*t, who just went monogamous!?

Comedians Kira Soltanovich and Shawn Halpin join Felicia and Susanna to bond about their P.O.W. childhoods, and guess who's saving one hole for God?

About to get eaten by a Pterodactyl whilst swimming in your dainties in a pond, and you can't find your motivation? Wanna get ahead without coming off like a complete turd? Are you dying to hear about the action-figure that one can give teeny little hand-jobs to? Then join Felicia and Susanna as they chat up the delightful and talented actress Mircea Monroe along with producer/Podcaster Adam Spiegelman.

Comedian/actor from 40-Year-Old Virgin Gerry Bednob shares that the only thing worse than winning the lottery, is when you didn't, and people think you did. What do topless women, Adam Carolla and a wine cocktail called Mangria have in common? Podcaster Lynette Carolla! Felicia shares how sometimes you make a deal with the devil (or Carrot Top) and will Susanna lose her sobriety over Tinder?

Writers Dylan Brody and Amy Dresner talk bleeding on the page, but not your Facebook page. Felicia reveals her difficult past with a suicidal mom, and Susanna just had a polyamory break-up, and somehow they all lived to tell about it.