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We know the question on all of your minds, Lunatics — you want to know just what horrible, terrible, awful thing Darin Gantt wrote this week. Well, you have come to the right place, because this week we continue our new segment that answers that very question. Oh, and there’s some football stuff too, culminating in our brilliant and almost eerie Week 13 picks. Only 5 more weeks left in the season, Lunatics. Frowny face

It’s time for turkey, and the Football Ranters have plenty in store for you this week to stave off the food coma. On top of the traditional fare — Yardline News, HOUSE and You F*cking Suck — we also unwrap an early holiday gift for you listeners, in the form of a brand new segment! All that, plus some delictable Week 12 picks. Gobble, gobble, Lunatics.

Come on a confusing journey through the space-time continuum as Ranter and The Danchise attempt to make sense of an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty that transcends the usual boundaries of our universe. Once that has thoroughly confused you, listen up for the latest on Tiki Barber’s whereabouts, Terrell Suggs’ weekend plans and why you should never give Hope Solo’s brother a taser. All that plus your usual favorites and some hot, sweet, morbidly obese Week 11 picks. Ka-boom, Lunatics.

After a brief Sandy-related hiatus, The Football Ranters are back! Now that every Doug Martin owner’s hangover has come and gone, we can get town to business and discuss the best of Week 9, from Jerry Jones’ lockout tantrum to Marcus Vick’s Twitter tantrum and all the tantrums in between. Find out who f*cking sucks this week, plus some Incomplete Headlines and always, our way off-target Week 10 picks. Hope you enjoyed the trade deadline, Lunatics!

Another week, another Seattle upset, as Tawmmy Brady goes down swinging in CenturyLink. But the Football Ranters don’t care so much about that. We’d rather bow down and pay homage to the epic troll job that Richard Sherman dished out in Brady’s direction after the game. Speaking of trolls, we’ve got plenty of that in this week’s edition of Yardline News, plus a wacky return in HOUSE and a long-awaited You F*cking Suck. After turning in a winning record for the first time this season, The Danchise’s picks might actually be worth something heading into Week 7 — but probably not. Listen in, Lunatics!