This week, I have an odd experience at a urinal. I blind a computer programmer. Ellie has a medical mishap. There’s a poem from the perspective of a piece of chewing gum. We take a walk in the park where we chat about my meeting with Jason Donovan, plus there’s more goose news, and we meet an arse-scratching squirrel; you’ll have to listen to discover if the squirrel is scratching its own arse, or the backside of me or Ellie. We’ve been looking after our ten-year-old nephew this weekend and it’s certainly been eventful. We have our first listener complaint and I enlist the services of Frank Skinner to defend my honour. Our street becomes embroiled in a bin-based drama. Plus, in yet another example of paradigm shifting podcasting, there’s a mystery sound competition. And more chat about Vegetables, Biscuits, Birds And Le Creuset.Chapters:(00:00:00) Coming Up, Plus Some Toilet Humour(00:01:58) The Bastard Thing’s Crashed!(00:20:48) William The Conqueror And The NHS Phone Service(00:30:51) From Booing To Chewing(00:34:57) Featuring Jason Donovan, Some Goose News, And An Arse-scratching Squirrel(00:50:07) Listener Complaint(01:04:52) Weird Woman At Gig(01:09:01) Mystery Sound Competition And Some Street Drama(01:23:18) More Chat About Vegetables, Biscuits, Birds And Le Creuset