<p style="color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.600000381469727px;"><a style="color: #444444;" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0U-eef6OyQ&feature=kp">Somebody's gonna get their head kicked in tonight</a> when <a style="color: #444444;" href="http://blackanvil.bandcamp.com/">Black Anvil</a>/<a style="color: #444444;" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/None_More_Black">None More Black</a> bassist Paul Delaney shows up in the alley behind "the studio" armed with a sock full of quarters and a bunch of bone-crushing, slap-happy worst gig tales.  From European skinhead madness to Floridian "<a style="color: #444444;" href="http://4dew1jiglarw9lyv3bllvbjnl.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Anselmo111.jpg">Pantera skin</a>" malevolence - with a few internet-related threats and stops in <a style="color: #444444;" href="https://www.morrisonhotelgallery.com/images/medium/Run%20DMC%20Hollis.jpg">Queens</a> in between - Paul takes us on a tour of some <a style="color: #444444;" href="http://walkmanjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/zTuffTurf-.jpg">tuff turf,</a> as only a man who plays in two bands with the word "black" in their names can (<a style="color: #444444;" href="http://www.relapse.com/label/artist/black-anvil.html">Black Anvil's new record, </a><a style="color: #444444;" href="http://www.relapse.com/label/artist/black-anvil.html"><em>Hail Death</em></a><a style="color: #444444;" href="http://www.relapse.com/label/artist/black-anvil.html">, comes out on Relapse Records on May 27th</a>).  Gallons of goats' blood on this week's WORST GIG EVER!</p> <p> </p>