If you came for structure, coherence, or basic human decency—wrong podcast. In this unhinged episode of <i>GLoP Culture</i>, Rob Long, <a href="https://chatgpt//generic-entity?number=0" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Jonah Goldberg</a>, and John Podhoretz wander from a cornhole champion murder story to Helen Keller trutherism, pausing only to take gratuitous swings at Gandhi, Princess Diana, and basically anyone history has been too polite to re-examine. Along the way: deeply suspect jokes, aggressively niche cultural references, unsolicited architecture criticism, and a surprising amount of time spent litigating the moral failures of long-dead public figures. There is no thesis. There is no arc. There is only digression.